I nervously inserted a finger....
It felt warm and wet
"I'm gonna need more than that" she says,taking in a deep breath...
I put in three fingers
"Go on,get your whole hand in" she demanded...
I was really sweating now..
"It's no good,you'll have to put both hands in"
I closed my eyes and put both hands in..
"There you go,not so hard doing the washing up is it ?"
The first step to happiness is deciding what you want, the second step is doing whatever it takes to get it and the last step is enjoying every minute of it *lix*
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you play the game....
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame....
It's not whether you win or lose,but if people will remember your name...
Who's been eating tourists?
It felt warm and wet
"I'm gonna need more than that" she says,taking in a deep breath...
I put in three fingers
"Go on,get your whole hand in" she demanded...
I was really sweating now..
"It's no good,you'll have to put both hands in"
I closed my eyes and put both hands in..
"There you go,not so hard doing the washing up is it ?"
Paralympics in Rio... watch some real heroes....
Just an fyi,curiosity is what I call my schlong...
-Anon...
you cant put a flower in an arsehole and call it a vase *lix*
the horny zodiac *lix*
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He was hiding in a where's wally/waldo book...
This question is for all the SYD members, did anyone receive a marriage proposal today?
for JW..
It's funny...because it's TRUE.
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From Jim Jefferies 'Bare' it's on netflix...
next time you see bird poop on someone's shoulder...check to see that it is...
Top Gear is never gonna be like this again...
Mind your business ,you nosey bitch...
It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame....
It's not whether you win or lose,but if people will remember your name...
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