anything that fits that doesn't have sharp edges, love long ice sticks up my arse and what ever l can fill a condom with, lve used marbles, glass beads, quartz balls, pool balls, bubble wrap, set jelly, water beads, boiled eggs...if it fits in a condom its in *lix*

I have used mostly vegatables cucumbers are my favorites

Years ago when I was in my midteens we had a chair at my parents house that was basically broken. The back used to fall out of it, which left one of the back legs standing really tall as it supported the back rest as well. It was made of wood and the top of the leg/ back rest was really smooth and one day I fancied seeing if I could get it in my ass.


It was a perfect height as well to stand up but sit down on it. I used to lube it up with vaseline and when no one was in the house I would sit on it. It was a slight struggle for starters to get it in but as my ass height reached the chair height it would slide into my ass hole and I would slither all the way down it. Must have been a good ten inches and as the chair leg went from the top it got thicker as the leg went down to the base.


Wish I had a camera back then to film it. I spent hours impaled on that chair leg. I always remember as well that eventually the colour of the chair leg began to change colour with the amount of action it saw and one day I threw it out cos it was really obvious and I thought someone might ask. Still to this day I have never had as much anal pleasure as I did with that chair leg.