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Started by #455893 [Ignore] 28,Apr,14 20:46
A recent survey by a condom company has put New Zealand men as the top in size averaging 6.3 inches nearly an inch more then the world average .. So gay - bi heterosexual chicks ... Head down to NZ and see why this is a huge topic in paradise ...

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By #68656 12,May,14 04:18
A joke did the rounds here in Oz a few years back about the latex factory in Auckland burning down and the Kiwis had to import their rubber goods from us.

Apparently there was a problem with size as the smallest size we had was too large for them.

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"Helen Clark the New Zealand Prime Minister is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Helen, its the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Auckland has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire NZ supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

"Shit - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"

"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad... Britain?..."

No chance!! The poms will have a field day on this one!"

What about Australia ?"

Maybe- but we dont want them to know that we are stuck. You call John Howard the Australian PM - tell him we need one million condoms; coloured gold and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Kiwis really are!!"

Helen calls John , who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.

Three days later a van arrives in Wellington - full of boxes. A delighted Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all colored green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and every one:-

MADE IN AUSTRALIA. SIZE : SMALL "
By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 13,May,14 02:05 other posts 


By #444014 28,Apr,14 20:59
I am pretty sure I have seen Kiwi's who are taller than 6.3 inches...

By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 12,May,14 01:51 other posts 


By #460252 12,May,14 00:33
ohhh the pore sheep
By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 12,May,14 01:41 other posts 
and for sure male sheep were counted too...


By mikeyxx [Ignore] 11,May,14 21:36 other posts 
How bizarre , so we all have big cocks lol


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