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The 'Religious' ones usually wear suits, or something formal. Sometimes I like to mess with them, and answer the door, seeing them through the window, wearing just a shirt, and my stuff hanging out, hard.
They usually don't say anything, stunned.
"Read the sign, bitch!!" I don't want you people bothering me!!
You have every right to feel comfortable, and safe in your home, free from harassment by these bastards!!
Which brings me to a great story I've told here before but which I'll repeat for members who may have missed it. A man who wrote a veterinary column for the San Francisco Chronicle told it in his column.
It seems this man kept pet snakes. At first his wife was not fond of them, but with the passage of time, she, too, grew to like them. One day she had one of the snakes out of its cage giving it some TLC when the doorbell rang. She slipped it inside her blouse and went to answer the door. Just as she was opening the door, the snake bit her in a very tender spot. She screamed and ripped open her blouse, exposing her bosom with the snake hanging by its teeth from one breast. The Jehovah's Witnesses at the door fled in terror, leaving copies of "The Watchtower" and "Awake!" scattered on the doorstep.
Also depends on who is knocking.
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