Hi, Folks! JustWill here.
You might know me from my work in other SYD Forum threads such as:
“Not attracted to pigs, but love eating ham!”
“I understand that you have a penis”
“How to pick up women...SYD style”
“Please, don’t toss peanuts at the Dancing Monkey” (out of print)
And my newest release, “Rat My Dick!” (Coming to a theater near you this July!)
So, you know that I have some experience in the Forum.
I also have a Master’s Degree in Stupidology, which means that I am well trained in spotting all things moronic.
I’m here to make you an exciting, free offer!

Are you:
TIRED of posting a new topic, only to have other members tell you how stupid it is?
FRUSTRATED that what you thought was a brilliant question was actually idiotic?
EMBARASSED because your tenuous grasp of the language made you look like a babbling, ninny-hammer?
DELETED due to the fact that your topic was posted by a raving pervert?

Fear not; help is now here!
Before spending your twenty points on a new topic which is only going to embarrass you, make you look like an utter Skippy, or get your account deleted---post it HERE!*
I’ll let you know what an idiot you are before you shame yourself in front of other SYD members.
Why make yourself the butt of every member’s jokes, when I can do it for you on a one on one basis?
This service is absolutely FREE and your satisfaction is GUARANTEED!
ACT NOW, and save yourself from humiliation.
(Offer void where prohibited by law)

*The posters of “Am I big enough”, “Rate my cock” and similar topics need not apply. You already know how stupid those subjects are…right?