Why do these tiny dicked clotpoles that seek negative attention, and the other socially akward Fucktards that ask for abuse, ask you to be mean or a bitch; when that's not what they really want?


I had some turd sandwich approach me when I was still new here and asked me to be mean and say some hella jacked up stuff on his pictures. I told him no initially; I mean I can rip some douche nozzle a new slit in their turd cutter at times, but not unless I'm provoked. Anywho I told numb nuts hellz no, but he persisted saying he found it funny and got off on it. So after a bit of his bitching and whining I was okay, fuck it.


So he had some pictures of of his tictac tied in thin rope, and one of the knots resembled the one on a noose. So I wrote, " If I had a dick, and it was that small and ugly; id want to hang it too."


Well the friggin ass monkey got all butt hurt, voted my pics down, left shit gifts and gammy num num panties on my page, and said that was too mean.


I was like what the fuck dude? That's what you were friggin begging me for you tool!


I don't understand, if you wanted someone to inflate your fucking ego, then why in the hell didn't you just ask in the first place? It's like those homeless people that aren't really homeless that panhandle for your hard earned cash on the side of the road on your way back from lunch.

You know which ones. Like that stupid hobo bitch that was giving me the stink eye when I was scarfing down a beef and chedder from Arbys on Tuesday. Made me feel hella guilty cause she had a will work for food sign, and I had 5 off those yummy fuckers, and I really wasn't going to shovle them all down my hatch like some pit stop trucker, really I wasn't ...Honest.


So feeling like a porker I opened my wondow, handed her my bag with 3 of them in there and those delicious curly fries, and then she looks at me all indigent like and says "Fuck you, you stupid bitch. Why the hell do I want food for, you cheap ho. I want fucking cash bitch!"


Then I watch in horror as she tosses the bag into oncoming traffic, and flips me the bird.


I realize at this point I'm rambling, but who cares?


I'm just sick of getting all these messages from these lilly livered scrotums that fish for fucking compliments and crap.

BTW I realize my rant is full of typos and stuff. So what? Is the grammar safety fuckihg patrol going to come along and spank me? Oooooo I'm so scaredy, I'm shaking in my widdle bitty panties! Bite me fuckers, I can't be bothered to go back and correct.

Peace out bitches. ~Fairy dust aka HBIC in this joint lol.


Say what you really want fuckers! I'm not gonna give it to you, but I'll have a smidgeon of respect for you for at least being direct!