Just bear in mind penguins don't have pussies, or assholes per say. They, like most (all?) birds have a 'cloaca' which is used for sex and p o o p ing. And delivering eggs. But I'm guessing from the previous comments, that won't deter the true penguinophiles here.

Well now, let's see...

Do penguins wear Thongs? How about Garters? Or maybe they are really creative with their beaks!


I suppose if you did one, it would be necessary to do the whole flock as the poor bastard males have to freeze all winter guarding the eggs and starving till the females come home in the summer. There'd be a HELL of a lot of 'splainin to do if the chicks didn't all come out lookin' the same; SO...

You have one, you have to have ALL of them!!! Just not sure there's enough time in the season for ALL of 'em!?

Don't knock it 'till you fuck it

no

no, their feet are too short.

Naaaaah. But I kinda like ducks!

If i were a penguin I would

Are we talking a real penguin or a nun

Given the frequency of this topic here in the Forum, it would seem to me that, before any coital congress with a penguin, one would absolutely need to determine if the penguin were of 'the age of consent' or not. This 'age' however, varies significantly between Argentina and The Falkland Islands, which I believe was one of the reasons the Brits and Argentines went to war, eh non?

rofl

Only if it were a man or woman dressed in a penguin suite