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Would you fuck a penguin?

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Started by #89828 [Ignore] 04,May,12 14:33
Well...WOULD YOU?????
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By #198127 08,May,12 11:40
Just bear in mind penguins don't have pussies, or assholes per say. They, like most (all?) birds have a 'cloaca' which is used for sex and p o o p ing. And delivering eggs. But I'm guessing from the previous comments, that won't deter the true penguinophiles here.
By #89828 08,May,12 11:49
I thought that everybody was familiar with the anatomical structure of penguins, so i didn't go into it in the hope of avoiding a bunch of "Does it make me gay if I fuck a cloaca?" posts...
By BALLZDIXNCLITZ [Ignore] 09,May,12 08:37 other posts 
So what you are telling us is, anal AND "vaginal" (more or less) at the same time...

Sounds almost like a DP situation?! Both holes at the SAME Time; and with ONE COCK!!! DAMN! ; or is it DAMN!!

Makes things a little more interesting, doesn't it?


By BALLZDIXNCLITZ [Ignore] 08,May,12 08:53 other posts 
Well now, let's see...

Do penguins wear Thongs? How about Garters? Or maybe they are really creative with their beaks!


I suppose if you did one, it would be necessary to do the whole flock as the poor bastard males have to freeze all winter guarding the eggs and starving till the females come home in the summer. There'd be a HELL of a lot of 'splainin to do if the chicks didn't all come out lookin' the same; SO...

You have one, you have to have ALL of them!!! Just not sure there's enough time in the season for ALL of 'em!?


By #143536 07,May,12 11:16
Don't knock it 'till you fuck it
By #89828 07,May,12 12:16
Okay...remind me never to take you to a petting ****
(Seriously? The word Z O O got censored?)
By #143536 07,May,12 12:51
@ both remarks!


By #4162 05,May,12 06:49
no
By #89828 05,May,12 08:33
So...you need more time to think about it, then?
By #143536 07,May,12 11:15


By #147052 07,May,12 10:16
no, their feet are too short.


By #238807 06,May,12 17:45
Naaaaah. But I kinda like ducks!


By #220845 05,May,12 10:53
If i were a penguin I would


By #210252 04,May,12 17:27
Are we talking a real penguin or a nun
By Gntlmn [Ignore] 04,May,12 23:10 other posts 
a priest might fuck one, if you told him it was an altered boy in a tux


By #23212 04,May,12 21:29
Given the frequency of this topic here in the Forum, it would seem to me that, before any coital congress with a penguin, one would absolutely need to determine if the penguin were of 'the age of consent' or not. This 'age' however, varies significantly between Argentina and The Falkland Islands, which I believe was one of the reasons the Brits and Argentines went to war, eh non?


By #190275 04,May,12 15:52
rofl


By Ray10754 [Ignore] 04,May,12 15:19 other posts 
Only if it were a man or woman dressed in a penguin suite


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