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Started by #243895 [Ignore] 15,Apr,12 03:29
What are some lame or funny pick up lines you've gotten? Im so sick of all the angel falling, mirror in pocket, parking ticket ones etc. But ive heard some truly original ones on here too, I think the funiest one was some guy that got of prison, was more scared than anything .

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By #59855 15,Apr,12 22:43
From Matt's Wife: Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?


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