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I guy just asked me if his "dog could bite my coyote"...

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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 08:15  other posts
What the hell is up with that?
Definitely one of the weirdest pick-up lines I've ever heard.
What's the strangest line anyone has used on you?

(That should be "A" guy, not "I" guy. Being creeped-out induces typos.)
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By #68656 04,Jul,15 09:06
Most strange indeed.
Perhaps instead of dogs a flock of emus could peck the coyote and kick its dunny door down.

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By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 10:07 other posts 
I'm not quite sure that makes the pick-up line any more appealing.
Offering to "kick" a guy's "dunny door down" sounds like a euphemism for aggressive buggery.
Some of us are not into that sort of thing. To each, his own, I guess. Still, I would have to pass on that one.
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 12:28 other posts  ⤴
Is 'kick its dunny door down' a euphemism for kicking ass?
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 15:48 other posts 
I thought it was a euphemism for rough butt-sex...
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 18:00 other posts 
OUCH!
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 18:14 other posts  ⤴
Actually, I Google'd it and this is what I found;


"I hope you chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!"
an Australian curse; hope you have bad luck.


Evidently 'chooks' is a slang for chickens but regardless, it seems to be a curse of some sort. Please, Mr. TheUnicorn, keep me informed whether you should grow an extra digit, anywhere.......
By JustWill [Ignore] 05,Jul,15 03:26 other posts 
That is an idiotic curse.
I prefer "Your head should grow in the ground like an onion."
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,15 04:31 other posts 
Your head growing in the ground like an onion? That sounds so American! But to kick your dunny door down sounds, sounds.....WILD!


Pssst......pssst...... this has been a busy week for me, I was blacklisted by a member in England, blacklisted by a former friend in Oz and now the ice cream on the cake, JohnS deleted me as his "friend". In the world of horse racing, a perfect "trifecta"!
By #132188 05,Jul,15 05:13
Wow your bro deleted you.... Yep and world peace is on the way.... Yada yada, I'm so sad now ...Not➡ hey look at that grassy knoll over there... ➡↘
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,15 05:22 other posts 
Me too, but only about my former friend in Oz.
By bella! [Ignore] 05,Jul,15 16:35 other posts  ⤴
Thank you, admin, for removing my surname from this thread.


By #143536 04,Jul,15 17:46
I get asked that all the time..
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 18:11 other posts 
Do you actually LET the dog bite your coyote?
By #143536 05,Jul,15 08:35
Of course! It would just be rude not to


By bella! [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 09:31 other posts 
Yeah, that sounds "unique", for sure. Well, collie-wobbles aside, it just shows that you've still got IT! Not sure what your IT factor is, but you definitely attracted a wild one. Do you think his dog had fleas?
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jul,15 09:35 other posts 
I'm not sure about the fleas, but his "dog" definitely has some issues.
I politely declined his offer, but I am worried that he won't handle my rejection well.
He really seems to be obsessed with me...


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