Cut men can’t sail ships…….
Why is that?
Because they can’t dock

I've never heard a good circumcision joke.
They always get cut off right at the end.

What’s the oldest age someone can get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off

A doctor has been doing circumcisions for 30 years, and he's collected all the foreskins.
He has them all in a box, and decides he should do something with them. He takes them to a taxidermist and asks him to make something out of them.
A few weeks later, he returns to the taxidermist, who pulls out a small box and sets it on the counter. The doctor opens the box and there is a wallet. "I brought you all those foreskins, and all you could make is a wallet?"
"That's not just any wallet," says the taxidermist. "Rub it and it turns into a suitcase!"

How much do you get paid to perform a circumcision?
Not much, but you get to keep the tips.

Did you hear the **** is hiring someone to perform elephant circumcisions?
The pay's not great, but the tips are pretty big

What happened to the blind Rabbi who messed up the circumcision?
He got the sack.

What’s the difference between a circumcision and a divorce?
In a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick.

The surgeon's first circumcision was tricky.
Eventually, the surgeon managed to pull it off.

How do you give a person from Alabama a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw

New Band Name Idea: Suspicious Circumcision
They do mostly deep cuts.

What’s a failed circumcision called
A Beheading

I had a friend that was born without eyelids, his doctor used the foreskin from his circumcision to make him some.
The surgery was a great success, he's just a little cock eyed.

Show me a man who is anti circumcision
And I'll show you a complete prick.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

My new job in the circumcision ward pays great and has great prospects...
20 skins a day and a chance to get ahead.

What did the Rabbi say as he was finishing up a circumcision?
It won't be long now.

Why did Jews start circumcision?
Because Jewish women can’t resist anything that’s 20% off.