Haha, she said she wasn't my type, based on my user name... I asked why, she said "I have no tits" and she showed me a picture... I said "wow, I haven't been with a girl under a B cup, but I might make an exception for you."

I had mentioned how my mother's totally flat, so she asked, "do I look like your mother?" I said "Nah, picturing sex with her would make me throw up." She said she thinks I have problems, and I said "wow, me too!"