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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 27,Apr,14 20:01
What events would you have in a Sex Olympics ?
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By #485312 30,Apr,15 06:14
tug of war, tie two cocks together and pull till one loses his footing.
deep throating, how big and how long you can keep it down your throat.
marathon, how many guys you can fuck in a single session before your cunt cant take any more.
pole driving, seeing how long of a dildo you thread up your arse.
self control test, line up the blokes and see who can crack a fat the quickest or hold it flaccid the longest as a line a sexy girls parade past.
synchronised fucking, getting 2 or more couples to go through a whole session in sync and guys blowing at the same time...
too many to think of and can you imagine the opening and closing parades *lix*


By #358797 14,Mar,15 02:14
Competitive butt plugging! Cuz watching guys pull stuff with their weiners is lame! Let's see em tie stuff to their butt plugs and pull it around... See who has the strongest sphincter.
By #23212 16,Mar,15 04:09
OK, sounds like great fun to watch.
But the difficulty levels? Do the plugs get thinner and thinner? Do the attached weights get heavier and heavier? Does the 'pulling it around course' get longer and longer?

And what about the 'penalties/next steps' when the butt plugs fall out? And how do the judges check that there are no 'pre-inserted' plug holders? [OK, I'll stop now. ]


By #149019 14,Mar,15 03:01
[deleted image] i am in


By #23212 07,Mar,15 03:31
Stuffing and pulling anal 'beads'--four balls on a string, each time getting increasingly larger and larger


By #477919 21,Nov,14 09:29
Shotput - who can shoot the furthest.

Discus - with unwrapped, but not un-ravelled, condoms.

Weightlifting - penis style.

Snooker or pool - with Thai strippers as pockets.

Soccer - uniforms are just different coloured socks on opposing team cocks.

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"Pole" Vault
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Cross "Cunt"ry Skiing
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Boxing - which'll just be a contest in vaginal sex ("box" - get it?).
Hurdles - trying to pick up girls with "cock-blockers" surrounding you.
Butterfly (the swimming style/stroke) - something to do with anal sex lol.
Breaststroke (the swimming style/stroke) - pretty self-explanatory.
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By #358797 21,Nov,14 14:51
Shooting balls into a Thai hooker sounds fun.


By #359325 21,Nov,14 10:09
Fencing(dueling dicks/boners)


By #358797 06,Jun,14 11:02
Perhaps some kind of naughty fencing could be interesting. Getting poked with hard cocks sounds fun.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 04,Sep,14 18:36 other posts 
in a dark room with those glow up condoms! .......just have to find the right goal (hole!)
By #358797 04,Sep,14 20:05
Hey.... Hold up.... There's a wrong hole? How did I not know this?!?


By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Apr,14 20:13 other posts 
Pussy lick marathon (largest number of Pussies eaten within half hour)
By #444014 22,Jun,14 01:02
Are you hungry ?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Jun,14 06:59 other posts 
Just athletic


By #446733 03,Jun,14 16:42
Dog dressage

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By #444014 05,Jun,14 20:56
What categories would you have ?
By #358797 05,Jun,14 21:00
You could see who has the best stamina.... Wanking with a cocked leg without shaking... Longest bush hump,maybe....
By #428387 06,Jun,14 16:12
Have to be careful you don't get dog locked Have to throw a bucket of cold water on your backs.
By #358797 06,Jun,14 17:35


By #200254 28,Apr,14 16:02
Some kind of wanking marathon?
By #354861 28,Apr,14 17:17
Or wanking while running a marathon?
By #449850 28,Apr,14 20:39
Or wanking and having to cum before the finish line or your disqualified.
By #95089 04,Jun,14 01:10
Edging marathon! Ready for a few hours race?


By #443664 21,May,14 19:55
Add the American Cocksucking Championship video series into it, but make it an international version and who manages to get all their guys off in the quickest time wins.
By fila1305 [Ignore] 03,Jun,14 17:19 other posts 
Or maybe a relay match with teams of four or five members. They sequentially jack off, where the next competitor is not to start stroking until the current one has reached a climax.


By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 27,Apr,14 20:10 other posts 
Quickest cummer
By #444014 21,May,14 19:40
On your marks ,get set,go...
By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 21,May,14 23:21 other posts 
i'd be done before then end of go
By #444014 22,May,14 06:40
Do you want the job of race starter ?

Who needs a starting pistol ?
By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 22,May,14 10:54 other posts 


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 19,May,14 15:33 other posts 
Men's weight lifting. Do I need to go into detail? Hint, involes a cock, string/rope, and weights.


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 09,May,14 13:16 other posts 
Naked Greco-Roman wrestling.
By #444014 09,May,14 13:26
Throw in some oil and I think you are onto a winner
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 09,May,14 15:23 other posts 
Maybe, but then it would be difficult for them to grip. Although they would look nice and shiny lol.
By #444014 11,May,14 05:51
Fair point They could wear a mankini or bikini ?
By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 11,May,14 15:34 other posts 
Yeah. Although it would take away some of the viewing pleasure. Maybe forget the oil.


By #206678 09,May,14 18:11
Beach volleyball would be a fun sport to watch naked


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 08,May,14 15:31 other posts 
Money shot put. Not thought too much about the rules, just like the name. Maybe make the shot from cum, and see who can throw it the furthest? Or maybe who can shoot cum the furthest.

Just scrolled down and noticed someone else has thought of shot put too.


By #289712 02,May,14 08:25
"Shot put" All competitors must get naked, and assemble in a line, on their knees, at the edge of a mat. When the whistle sounds, everyone starts masturbating. As each competitor reaches orgasm, the official measures the distance they blew their cum, from penis head to furthest spurt..


By #358797 01,May,14 16:14
Hmm. How about devising some way to figure out who can fuck the hardest? Like a little sensor pad or something to measure the pressure...? Could be interesting.


By routemaster [Ignore] 01,May,14 02:59 other posts 
Lots of naked guys lined up wanking their hard-ons and whoever shoots the furthest gets the GOLD. There should be GOLD, SILVER and BRONZE medals for the BEST MALE ARSE for which there should be four separate categories. BARE, IN TIGHT SHORTS, CHEEKS TOGETHER and CHEEKS SPREAD, plus whoever screams and/or grunts the loudest when being gay rimmed and/or fucked should get GOLD too


By Sickboy [Ignore] 29,Apr,14 16:02 other posts 
Squirting , for the girls!! Let's see how far you can reach!!
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i will be at the other end trying to catch it!!


By #358797 27,Apr,14 20:10
I'll swallow your pole, Mr. Blue.
By #444014 27,Apr,14 20:41
Oh my.......
By #364688 28,Apr,14 01:26
By #358797 28,Apr,14 03:49
Trolling my comments again, woody?


By #181785 27,Apr,14 20:10
Most cocks sucked in a hour!


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