Ron: One time me and my buddy walked into a bar and he says

Friend: Man, the place would be better, if there wernt so many queers.

Ron: Okay, next time you have a thought, just let it go. And listen to me, when I say this. We're ALL gay. It's to what exent are you gay.

Friend: Thats bullshit, im not gay at all.

Ron: Yeah you are, and i can prove it.

Friend: Fine, prove it.

Ron: Okay, do you like porn?

Friend: Yeah I love porn you know that.

Ron: Okay, do you only watch the scenes with two women together?

Friend: No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love.

Ron: Okay, do you prefer the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?

Friend: No, I like big, hard, throbbing, COCKS......................... I did not know that about myself.