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A New Solo Experience (involving masturbation and pee)

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By randy_candy [Ignore] 19,Feb,21 14:20   Pageviews: 64

by: Randy_Candy

I keep a clear glass "beer mug" beside the sink in my bathroom so I can pee into it, then pour it down the sink along with some running water. Since I abhor standing over the toilet while peeing, as it makes a mess (no matter how carefully you aim), it's easier to use my mug. Plus I get to compare how urgent my need to pee felt compared to how much pee I discharge. There is a surprisingly wide range to this! Once in a while I push my cock down into the mug and feel my fresh hot pee surround it as the mug fills. A very minor sexual thrill while just having a wee.

Sometimes when I masturbate I put a girl's "ankle" sock over my cock and balls. It fits just snugly enough to provide a nice bit of friction stimulation, and catches the cum when I shoot. I can do this many times over a period of days/weeks and just let the cum dry in the toes of the sock, until it becomes too stiff to use. Then I wash it.

Today, I combined all of these into one for the first time. I was horny, and needed to cum. Also felt I could pee, though it was not urgent. I put the sock on, but it was too stiff in the toe area, so it needed to be washed. Took it to the bathroom sink and began running warm water through it to dissolve away the old dry cum. Saw my mug sitting there... Hmm... I thought. So once I had the sock clean enough I turned off the water, wrung-out the sock and slid it over my cock and balls, grabbed my mug and stuck my cock down into it, and let my bladder loose. The warm pee soaked the sock and warmed my cock. Since I didn't need to pee much there wasn't too much to overflow the mug with my cock in it. Once I was done peeing, I removed the mug and dumped the now milky-looking (from some residual old cum in the sock) pee down the sink drain, then wrapped a hand around my now stiff-as-a-board cock. Boy did this feel nice!

I moved over till I was standing over the toilet so the pee dripping from the sock as I wanked landed in there instead of on the floor. It didn't take but a minute to cum! It was so great that I am adding this to my repertoire. Who'd'a thunk that at 61 I would develop a new masturbation technique for myself?

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By surferharry [Ignore] 11,Apr,21 20:13
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By Tempp [Ignore] 20,Feb,21 00:15
Most men don't understand all that splatter. Or maybe they don't care. Myself, I will stand to pee most places, especially public toilets. But when I'm a guest at someone's house, especially if it's a woman's house, I will sit to piss.
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By randy_candy [Ignore] 20,Feb,21 23:04
Usually I kneel down on one knee to pee into a toilet so as to eliminate the splatter and keep my stream off to the side of the water in the toilet so there is no noise.
But these older knees have begun complaining about the hard floors and the effort to stand back up. So my way saves water and saves knees.
By Tempp [Ignore] 20,Feb,21 23:21
Get down and up by bending at the hips, not the waist. Most westerners don't understand the damage they do by bending from the waist. Shitty habbit.


By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 19,Feb,21 19:52
Learn something new everyday
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