If you could suck your own dick, would you, and would you also swallow your sperm? YES
Would you like one or more men standing over you jacking off while you're lying down masturbating? NO
Have you ever been fucked with a strap on? NO
Do you enjoy warm piss running over your asshole and balls? NO
should we add a third box as an option to check instead of just yes or no for stupid question? NO
Would you pose nude with a member of the same sex and post the pictures on showitoff? NO