Are you larger than average? (penis or boobs)? YES
uncut cock is nicer to look when soft? YES
If you got rock hard in a public place, would you sneak into a bathroom and Jerk It Off? YES
would you let your wife wank a stranger off? YES
Would you rather fuck a mouth (yes) or fuck an ass (no)? YES
Do you like fucking your ass as you jerk your cock? NO