By #64611 30,Dec,15 16:47

Would like to stick something up into your ass...

By kalebi 30,Dec,15 19:23

tief wie möglich, bitte!!!

By #345428 26,Jan,17 16:43

yes i help you sweetie

By kalebi 26,Jan,17 18:46

please do!!!

By routemaster 26,Jan,17 17:23

I recognise that carrot!!!

By kalebi 26,Jan,17 18:47

orange, the color of Holland!!!

By routemaster 27,Jan,17 03:48

And there's me thinking the grass is green

By kalebi 27,Jan,17 07:09

Oh yes: "the green, green grass of home"!!!

By routemaster 27,Jan,17 14:22

I went to my doctor the other day and said: "Doctor, you've got to help me, I think I've got Tom Jones syndrome, I can't seem to stop singing the green green grass of home."
"Oh don't worry," the doctor replied, "its not unusual."

!!! xxx

By kalebi 27,Jan,17 17:51

What's up doc!!!

By routemaster 27,Jan,17 18:31

A few months ago I went to see my GP for the first time in months. "Hello," he said, "haven't seen you for a long time."
"No," I replied, "I've been ill."

By kalebi 28,Jan,17 13:57

By routemaster 29,Jan,17 02:24

By freakyfrenchie 04,Jul,19 07:32