This may be a subject covered elsewhere but as a newbie I intend posting my experiences of using various objects for achieving selfish but powerful orgasms. Examples will include: vacuum cleaners, curtain rings (large), various fruits (remember 5 a day), plastic milk bottles (filing the neck for comfort and getting stuck in before you are hard then squeezing can cause a pleasant sucking), using various water / shower jets to excite and cum off. Any personal experiences welcome.