Ouch -I'm guessing you thought that was clever or hurtful?. Trust me it wasn't. Or funny or true or sharp witted even. Water off a duck's back as usual. Why? Because I don't give a shit unlike you.

Your reply(I bet you were crying as you typed ) just shows you got cut by my snipes. Why? Because I know how to. And because you actually confuse communicating with people in the real world with communicating with odd balls on a dick forum. God help you in the real world you tired old dick forum leech. I'm not an odd ball, like your "friends" that's why you're not used to these non sucking up responses. You have little credibility in the real world that's pretty certain.

You can't read people either that's for sure. Firstly I have all the friends I need...... and I can count them on over 2 hands(yes by the fingers and more) - so no shortage there(real ones)- not the sad and pathetic sociopaths that can only live on forums (mentioning no names Matt's wife).

Secondly my life is not sad or pathetic. I wouldn't in my worst nightmares consider making friends in a place like this. It's just for fun for me. For you it's your entire sorry existence and everything depends on it. You actually think it has value. Fucking hell that's sad. I love life and spend it daily(most of it) doing what I love and getting paid for it too. I type quickly - so writing to you doesn't waste too much of my time even though you're not worth it.

By the way I don't jerk and type - no need. Also Where is Matt? Don't answer that - but he's a mute bastard isn't he. You always type for him. Odd. You're odd, like so many losers here. You're dried up and you waste your life doing very little and contributing very little creatively on any other way except sharing your dick stories about Matt. Fucking hell those are boring. You just get second rate kicks from having people(weirdos) compliment you. But it's fake even from those dulltards. Third Degree Bull Shit. You're not desirable that's why Matt Shares you around and doesn't give a shit.

You've really never typed anything remotely interesting here. I can confirm that I've had thousands upon thousands of words published on a national basis many many times over. I doubt you have - it would be such a poor sloppy head rape of a read if you had.

Seriously, get a life - if you value what's on here so much you are seriously the one missing something in the real world. Get some exercise too - you look like you need it. Maybe stop swapping partners and all that shit too even though Matt must clearly be the most boring bastard this side of Texas. You might not be so dick forum reliant then.

Lastly - get this stupid idea out of your head that I have no courage in the real world to speak to anyone in any way I see appropriate. Trust me I do. You would be easy. And I do know how to be polite to the right and nice people. And I do of course want to be. They're not here, trust that. But if you swim in dirt you get dirty. You're covered in the stuff so live with it - you're in a dirty place not the Ritz. remind yourself where you are typing. Purge yourself, I would.

Change your useless life before it's too late - coz you ain't impressing anyone anywhere now except for the true losers here. Later waster

p.s. You certainly have no power
You never will have..
You say you're opinionated, about what? Nothing interesting that's for sure ZZzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz