Stories.
When I was young, ****, I used to put all kinds of things into my ass. Once I put a roll on stick of deodorant in my ass and sucked it in all the way. I came hard and could not get it out, it had gone in deeper when I came.
I got scared and did not know what to do, or where to go.(this is before internet)
I had to get out if the house, so I walked around with it deep inside me. I was worried I would have to go to the hospital to get it removed. I went to a public toilet and pushed and pushed and it came out with a clunk inside the bowl. I was nervous someone heard me, so I flushed and ran out, sweating.

When I was older, in my mid to late teens, I found this glad that looked like a horn and bought it. I pushed that horn deep inside my ass, many times, until I heard about people going to the hospital getting broken things removed from their ass/pussy. Again, I got scared and stopped doing that.

I loved the feeling so much. As I got older, in my 20s somewhere, the family went up to a friends cottage, just the four of us. I feigned sick one day the family went fishing, and stayed in the cottage. When they were gone, I got a washcloth and wiped off the bedpost, preparing it for some rough deep loving. I remember taking that so deep inside that it poked my belly out! It was an amazing feeling being stuffed, and I learned to be careful of what I put inside me now.

From Matt's Wife: Its better than a pineapple, I saw that on a movie and I just can't do that to Matt....yet

From Matt's Wife: I have fucked Matt with an egg plant, that was fun