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Started by #11789 [Ignore] 21,Apr,09 04:35
Are any of you Australian?

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By #485312 20,Nov,17 06:32
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we're pretty full on aussies, aussies through and through and love a good hot root where ever the mood hits us *lix*
By #502711 20,Nov,17 06:45
Too much is never enough
By #485312 20,Nov,17 14:49
no, we don't get enough exposure, we'll have to go for some bush walks next weekend and find some spots to get naked in the future *lix*
By #502711 20,Nov,17 17:40
Sounds good
By #485312 05,Jan,18 00:37
mmm your arse is so delicious looking baby, even better now, so hot to the touch and love sinking my teeth in it *lix*
By #502711 05,Jan,18 00:40
I also like that
By #485312 06,Jan,18 02:43
you love it *lix*
By #482237 03,Jan,18 14:41
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
By #502711 05,Jan,18 00:41
Kisses for you tts
By #482237 13,Jan,18 10:42
guys,,,,a Carlton Draught to your health,,


By #531019 13,Jan,18 07:37
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Melbourne reprazent!

Go Aus!
By #539358 13,Jan,18 09:59
What a beautiful glans


By #249167 30,Dec,17 16:36
Happy New Year to my fellow Aussies 👍🎉
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 01,Jan,18 11:53 other posts 
And Happy New Year to you ! Love your Aussie cock. My little American guy wishes your larger Aussie one a great 2018


By Rob00 [Ignore] 30,Dec,17 17:05 other posts 
Dinky Di Aussie here,Happy & Healthy New Year to all


By #206678 30,Dec,17 13:58
Fair Dinkum


By #544985 28,Nov,17 08:23
Im an aussie bloke check out my page and feel free to have a chat about anything at all
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 30,Dec,17 13:02 other posts 
I've always like Australian cock. Not sure if Australian cock is bigger than those of other countries, but I think you might have a higher % of big ones.
By Nevermore [Ignore] 30,Dec,17 13:04 other posts 
I know what you mean, every Aussie on this site seems to have an outstanding penis, obviously a great country to be a boy in and grow your cock.


By #539473 28,Nov,17 08:36
Yep! [deleted image]


By #311947 28,Nov,17 05:54
Never been there but Id love to go for at least a month. Id love to check out that whole country. Never met an Australian I didnt like.


By #535389 20,Nov,17 17:07
G,day from Sth Oz


By Dev01 [Ignore] 11,Nov,17 23:00 other posts 
The story you are about to witness is true. It actually happened. Only the names have been changed to make it funny...

Sitting at home last Sunday morning, me mate boomerang
Said he was having a few people around for a barbie, said he might kookaburra or two
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said, "Yeah and Vegemite come too"
So I said to the wife, "Do you wanna goanna?"
She said, "I'll go if dingos"
So I said, "Wattle we do about Nulla?"
He said, "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home"

We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge
And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sitting there trying to platypus!
Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked; I mean how much can a koala bear?
So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangaratta and went out and joined the party

Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumping
This Indian girl Marsu turns up, dying to go to the toilet, but she couldn't find it
I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can marsupial?"
He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo"

Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody
Fair dinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid
I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra – tah"

A couple of Queensland at the party, one smelling pretty strongly of aftershave
One of them sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade!"

It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim
He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?"
She said, "I haven't got my Kosciusko"
Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre!"
Ina says, "What, without so much as a Thredbo?"
"Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbene in yet?"

Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket
Boomer says "Why doesn't wombat?"
"Yeah, and let Tenterfield"
He said I should have a bowl, but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards
I said to Lyptus, "Wanna game of eucalyptus?"
He said, "There's no point mate, Darwins every time"

Well Bill said he'd like a smoke
Nobody knew where the dope was stashed
I said, "I think Merinos"
But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn
Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket
Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?"
"Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me"
And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters

Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said, "Chuck us the Tally Hobart"
He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get 'em for us?"
Burnie says, "It's okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya"

Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack billabong
And you wouldn't believe it, the bong's broken
I said "Lord Howe!"
"Hayman," somebody says, "will a didgeridoo?"
I said "Hummmmm, mummmm, mummmmm, mummmmm, maybe it'll have to"

I look in the corner and there's Bass sitting there, not getting into it, not getting out of it
I said, "What, is Bass Strait or something?"
Boomer says, "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop"
I said, "You're joking mate, a cop? I'm getting outta here, let's goanna"
She said, "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I don't wanna leave Jacaranda party on his own
Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba; he's already tried to Mount Isa
And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!"

Austen Tayshus: Australiana 1983


By #502711 12,Nov,17 06:32
Not a true Aussie if you haven't heard that one before
By #485312 12,Nov,17 20:05
the test cricket one wasn't as iconic as this one, it was a great piece of word play and poetry *lix*


By #536760 11,Nov,17 14:35
By jingoes Elsa get us some more grog.
By #485312 11,Nov,17 22:02
lm a weetbix k!d, fill the esky, pick up some snags, and avagoodweekend , don't forget the aeroguard *lix*


By #502711 27,May,17 08:29
I be Aussie
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 10,Nov,17 21:42 other posts 
You be Aussie and you be having a damn nice dick
By #502711 11,Nov,17 22:00
I be thanking you


By steve3095 [Ignore] 15,Feb,17 07:17 other posts 
I'm an Aussie.
By #485312 19,Feb,17 16:45

wow and a smoking hot one you are Steve *lix*
By #539861 11,Nov,17 21:49
Hot ass
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 10,Nov,17 21:46 other posts 
Great cut cock


By Rob00 [Ignore] 11,Nov,17 17:35 other posts 
Yes, an Aussie here,100% Dinky dye, more than our Pollies


By Dev01 [Ignore] 11,Nov,17 01:13 other posts 
100% Skippy


By #249167 06,Mar,17 04:57
Australia here
By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 06,Mar,17 08:45 other posts 
hello Mate!
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 10,Nov,17 21:44 other posts 
Yup ... with one of my favorite Aussie dicks ! Yours is really nice, my friend


By #528794 26,May,17 05:01
Queenslander!
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 10,Nov,17 21:41 other posts 
Nice rather large uncut cock ... I like Australian cock


By #534172 27,May,17 08:49
Wouldn't be anything else in the world for quids


By _avg_ [Ignore] 13,May,17 02:07 other posts 
This thread cracks me up, because I read the title as *addressing* Australians... "Hey, Australians...are any or you Australian?"


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...em, carry on.


By #534799 13,May,17 01:25
Aussie here!


By #501020 06,Mar,17 09:18
Was born in Oz....but left in early teens
By #485312 07,Mar,17 03:26
do you have a Greek heritage Pan?? *Lix*
By #501020 04,May,17 13:40

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By #467412 09,Feb,17 12:05
yes

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By #485312 06,Mar,17 17:53
youre definitely a hot aussie Peaky *lix*


By #121361 15,Feb,17 09:09
Hello at all [deleted image]
By #485312 15,Feb,17 15:35
thanks for the red Len *lix*
By steve3095 [Ignore] 23,Feb,17 06:33 other posts 
No map of Tassie.
By #485312 01,Mar,17 21:28
no map sorry, just a clearing to park your sexy sausage in *lix*


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