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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
What would happen if you had a slice of buttered toast and cat tied together and you dropped them ?
P.s...No an1mal5 were harmed in the making of this hypothetical question.
If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.
That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have discovered the S e c r e t of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.
Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.
The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and pissed off aliens crash on top of them.
Your explanation poses more questions.
What if it was a giant slice of toast and a lion does that increase the speed ,kind of like 'power to weight ratio in cars'?
Is that perpetual motion ? We could power the world on buttered toast tied to felines.
World peace could be on its way with free power for all..
But what are we going to do about the Aliens ?
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After all that anal probing, I think they deserve some of their own medicine!
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ps I would love to see you tie some toast to a lion! (no sedative!)
Best thing to do would be to start to cut down a tree, but stop just before it falls, set up a recording device, and get out of the area. And hopefully when you return, the recording tree has fallen, and you will know if it made a sound. Assuming the recording device didn't run out of power, or whatever.
Although, I suppose this is the same as what I'd written above.
That cleared up nothing, sorry
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
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Who remembers this. goto. let. therefore.poke. peke.
10 LET X=30000
When you have 20 LET A$=""
typed this program 30 IF A$="" THEN INPUT A$
in name it 40 IF A$="S" THEN STOP
"HEXLD" and don't 50 POKE X,16*CODE A$+CODE A$(2)-476
forget to SAVE 60 LET X=X+1
it. 70 LET A$=A$(3 TO )
80 GOTO 30
(For the OLD ROM you must replace lines 50 and 70 as follows)
50 POKE X,16*CODE (A$)+CODE (TL$(A$))+36
70 LET A$=TL$(TL$(A$))
http //mythbustersresults com/episode8
But that reminds me, "What's the difference between a duck??"
Problem is, you would only need a picture menu if you can't read and a Braille menu if you are blind. So how does the sign help?
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opps fucked that up
Hey handheld, c'mere, I like, like, like your new avatar!
Where does the white go when snow melts?
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