In another thread, an SYD member(who shall remain nameless)posted this comment on the subject:"when a guy is not afraid of taking a cock in his butt or sucking it he is a real man."

It started me thinking, and I want to compile a list of OTHER things that make a man a REAL man.

Here's what I have so far (in no particular order):

1. Having a Y chromosome.

2. Being named FRANK or STEVE.

3. REAL men don't cry. Unless it is to impress a girl. Or when watching a sad dog movie.

4. Being able to pee while standing up...and not getting your legs and feet all wet.

5. Not being named LANCE.

6. Telling everyone you meet how much you LOVE pussy. (Titties can be substituted if you are in mixed company.)

7. Not being fictional.

8. Having the power to open tight pickle jars. Or squashing bugs in the house.

9. Playing "Pull my finger" like it is a REAL game.

10. Making sure that the unicorn cums first.


Any other ideas to add to the list?