OK, I am going to use points here because this one is funny. I love some of the creative ways some of the men on here use in order to attract we few women.... Asking someone if they want to see their hard cock is hardly original but telling that woman that they are an 'Ace Wanker' almost tipped the scale and piqued my interest for all of a whole second. Then I started laughing.

Don't tell women you're a wanker. It means something different to the Brits on here and it's not a good opening line.