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Started by #301038 [Ignore] 29,Mar,13 23:12
Mar 29, 23:07 Peach: Thanks, but I'm not interested.

Mar 29, 23:06 XXX: we've been chatting some now and i like you

Mar 29, 23:05 XXX: hi hun can i see you a bit

Mar 29, 22:58 XXX: you seem so strong individual

Mar 29, 22:57 XXX: my gf love to hear sexy women say that

Mar 29, 22:57 XXX: would you like to tease my cock hun?

Mar 29, 22:56 XXX: love to see your tits hun

Mar 29, 22:55 Peach: Well... Everyone judges by their own experience.

Mar 29, 22:50 XXX: mines about that thick too hun

Mar 29, 22:50 XXX: hehe yeah i know but girls say if a gu y can't fit his cock inside one he's got a fat cock

Mar 29, 22:49 XXX: is that like a 6inch girth

Mar 29, 22:49 Peach: Yes

Mar 29, 22:49 Peach: I don't have a dick to do it, you know.

Mar 29, 22:48 XXX: he was thicker than that?

Mar 29, 22:47 XXX: you ever do the toilet paper tube test?

Mar 29, 22:47 Peach: Yes, a 0,5L, 20 fl oz water bottle

Mar 29, 22:46 XXX: what kind of bottle?

Mar 29, 22:46 XXX: a water bottle?

Mar 29, 22:46 Peach: No, I'm good. Thank you.

Mar 29, 22:45 Peach: I had one thicker than a water bottle.

Mar 29, 22:43 XXX: wanna see my cock again hun?

Mar 29, 22:43 XXX: serious ? by far?

Mar 29, 22:42 Peach: Yes. I had much longer and much much fatter cocks than yours.

Mar 29, 22:41 XXX: sure. longer cocks but not much fatter than my cock? have you had fatter?

Mar 29, 22:38 Peach: A full sentence please.

Mar 29, 22:38 XXX: yeah longer but not much fatter?

Mar 29, 22:37 Peach: No much fatter???

Mar 29, 22:36 Peach: I had cocks from 2 inches to 11 inches and everything in between.

Mar 29, 22:36 XXX: not much fatter i guess

Mar 29, 22:35 XXX: have you had a bit bigger then mine?

Mar 29, 22:34 Peach: I wouldn't call your cock fat, or huge.

Mar 29, 22:34 Peach: It's ok. Again, it's average. Take a better pic, I can judge only by the numbers.

Mar 29, 22:33 XXX: so you 've had a little bit bigger than my cock?

Mar 29, 22:32 XXX: you see how fat my cock looks

Mar 29, 22:32 XXX: what about thickness?

Mar 29, 22:32 XXX: no not ego boost honest judgment hun

Mar 29, 22:31 Peach: You want an ego boost? Ask gay men.

Mar 29, 22:31 Peach: 5.5 it's right at the spot of being average. Look up the statistics

Mar 29, 22:30 Peach: There are much more than you would think. I just know how to pick a guy with a big dick, you know

Mar 29, 22:29 XXX: my ex gf did say she thought my cock was skinny

Mar 29, 22:25 XXX: my cock is bigger than most i hear

Mar 29, 22:25 XXX: not many thought you had some?

Mar 29, 22:24 Peach: There are much bigger dicks than yours.

Mar 29, 22:23 XXX: haha really? no way

Mar 29, 22:20 Peach: Yes, I had a cock twice your size

Mar 29, 22:13 XXX: have you had bigger cocks than mine?

Mar 29, 22:12 XXX: my thickness is good then?

Mar 29, 22:12 Peach: Your cock is average. Just like most men. What's a good thickness? 6-7 inches is freaking amazing.

Mar 29, 22:04 XXX: my length is about 5.5 inches and girth 4.75

Mar 29, 22:02 XXX: what's a good thickness?

Mar 29, 22:00 Peach: I can't tell much by your picture. Take a pict of an erect penis next to a water bottle, and I'll tell you more

Mar 29, 22:00 XXX: my cock is fatter than most

Mar 29, 22:00 XXX: what about my girth ?

Mar 29, 21:59 Peach: I guess, it's bigger than average.

Mar 29, 21:58 Peach: It's an "ok"dick. I like them thicker, to be honest with you. Length doesn't do it for me, I like the girth.

Mar 29, 21:51 XXX: i guess being bigger than most

Mar 29, 21:51 XXX: so what's your honest verdict?

Mar 29, 21:50 Peach: How did you get that from "it's ok"?

Mar 29, 21:43 XXX: so it's bigger than you've had?

Mar 29, 21:42 Peach: It's ok

Mar 29, 21:41 XXX: so how does my huge cock compare hun?

Mar 29, 21:41 XXX: XXX has sent a private pic to Peach:


Mar 29, 21:40 Peach: Yes

Mar 29, 21:38 XXX: ok so just my cock

Mar 29, 21:28 Peach: So, what do you want from me? Send the god damn cock pic, already

Mar 29, 21:26 XXX: thanks hun it's nice of you but as you said you're not interested so

Mar 29, 21:25 Peach: Sure

Mar 29, 20:54 XXX: wanna see ? i can send you

Mar 29, 20:54 Peach: Your pics are private

Mar 29, 20:39 XXX: you could just check out mine

Mar 29, 20:30 XXX: hi hun still wanna see my huge cock?

Mar 29, 13:22 Peach: Sure, go ahead

Mar 29, 13:21 XXX: ok just wanted to show you our cocks

Mar 29, 13:20 Peach: No, thank you. I have no interest in rating cocks.

Mar 29, 13:17 XXX: hi hun wanna see me and my friends cocks and maybe compare us?


Like LF said, men would rather bang their head against a wall till things change, rather than accepting bad news or reality.

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Comments:
By DarkMax [Ignore] 16,Apr,13 16:23 other posts 
Oh, if I knew English!


By bigone21 [Ignore] 13,Apr,13 16:53 other posts 
i can understand! but you could also consider not answering to all the bullshit-PM's you receive... i know i don't! ignoring them works just fine!


By johnp [Ignore] 13,Apr,13 00:31 other posts 
Kinda mean peach!
By #301038 13,Apr,13 03:15
Mean would be to tell him to go screw himself in the second message.
By johnp [Ignore] 13,Apr,13 11:07 other posts 
Ya but then u couldnt post the conversation and make fun of him w ur pie buddies!
By #274357 13,Apr,13 11:28
Peach has pie?
By #301038 13,Apr,13 16:19
Oh yeah, a very nice peach pie... My husband swears it's the best pie he ever tasted
By johnp [Ignore] 13,Apr,13 16:32 other posts 
I wanna taste!


By #285974 11,Apr,13 22:02
what a dumb shit


By #39300 03,Apr,13 16:47
This guy is sad!!!


By bigone21 [Ignore] 31,Mar,13 16:29 other posts 
"Mar 29, 22:31 Peach: You want an ego boost? Ask gay men."

Don't do that Peach!! Don't put YOUR problem on MY plate!!


By #88520 30,Mar,13 02:48
He managed to get you to look at his cock for 2 hours, I'm impressed
By #301038 30,Mar,13 02:53
And it wasn't a good picture, I must say... I'm just bored, I have to wait till Monday for the Internet at the house and till Sunday until my husband hangs up a TV on the wall... And I am so tired of unpacking boxes, and boxes of stuff...
By #88520 30,Mar,13 02:58
Sounds like you need a naked swede in your life!
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:05
Thank you, but I have enough of Swedish furniture to assemble, to deal with a naked swede, unless you can assemble Ikea furniture naked?

I got a husband coming home in less than 20 hours... I haven't seen him in a week... Ooohhh, I'm gonna fuck his brains out.

To really enjoy sex with a pregnant lady, she must be carrying your сhild...otherwise it just seems weird, don't you think?
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:09
Oh you're always thinking about sex, I was talking about providing some quality entertainment and helping you with all those boxes of course!

Still think a blowjob would be acceptable though!
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:16
I would puke my guts out... I might be willing to offer a boob job as an alternative... However, after you see the amount of boxes, you won't think that a boob job is worth it.
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:21
Pour some massage oil between those big tits and I'm sure you can convince me to unpack boxes for hours
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:23
Great! Come on over. I'll be all alone next week again. Can pick you up in Salt Lake on Monday.
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:26
Deal!
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:16
And yeah, I always work naked while assembling IKEA stuff!
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:17
Do you get high prior to doing so? I always find assembling Ikea while sober is no fun...
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:25
Yeah I think they recommend that in the instruction manual.

1. Get naked.
2. Get high.
3. Assemble!
4. Admire your work while getting a slippery boob job.
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:26
It should be in there... So, when is your flight?
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:35
I won't keep you waiting baby, just open the door when you hear me knocking

You'll get to enjoy all my services..
By #301038 30,Mar,13 03:40
I doubt you'd be able to even find my house, without me taking you there.
By #88520 30,Mar,13 03:42
You always underestimate me Peach.


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