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Started by #40545 [Ignore] 06,Dec,09 23:43
Hi ... I'm actually a REAL woman... LOL. I know U doubt it, but there ARE a few of us on here... I like to look at men's thingies,,, It probably all started when I was a little girl.... SO NOW I want to play a game.. I want you to attach a pic of your dick on this forum page and I will judge who has the best one... READY... SET... GO!!!


OK I see that some of you boys dont know how to attach a PHOTO and I WANT TO SEE YOU ALL LAID OUT HERE FOR EASY COMPARISON! so here is how it's done:


Find your fave pic of you and select it. Now when the big version comes up there will be three white buttons at the bottom of you pic. Choose the middle one that says "Show it in blog or forum" copy the 3rd one down that says "UBB code for most forums" then paste it here! SIMPLE!

I will comment on each so you little pervs can have fun.

LET'S SEE THOSE DICKS BOYS!!!!

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By bluemn7 [Ignore] 06,Apr,18 23:59 other posts 
I went as Capt. America last Halloween!

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By JeffinKS [Ignore] 07,Apr,18 09:41 other posts 
awesome picture! wish you showed your foreskin more... you look VERY sexy with that foreskin over that big thick cock...
By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:45
Sadly, Captain America was never one of my favorites... I'm more of a Thor girl..


By #550241 11,Apr,18 12:05
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:39
Where'd it go? Did it run away?


By #555544 08,May,18 06:48
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:38
I bet it was small.


By #491116 08,May,18 08:34
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:38
Yes sir, that's definitely a penis.


By #555188 10,May,18 07:28
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:36
Ah, the old "squeeze it so it puffs up" trick. Been a while since I've seen that one.


By #551324 05,Jun,18 08:01
Here's my hot boy, completely ready.

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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:35
If it's hot, you should probably see a doctor... Maybe it's sick.


By #518391 06,Jun,18 04:47
How about my little fella?
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By #358797 06,Jun,18 05:35
Yep. That's a penis, alright. I've seen smaller though...


By bigone21 [Ignore] 21,Mar,12 18:49 other posts 
the member that started this thread is deleted... so i think that is the end of her comments!


By #34255 07,Dec,09 13:19
Is this what you are looking for?


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By #1501 22,Jan,10 14:12
WINNER!


By #33070 07,Jan,10 01:01


By monday [Ignore] 06,Jan,10 12:32 other posts 
Your gunna have to help me out here, copy and paste what to where?


By metrox [Ignore] 02,Jan,10 14:08 other posts 


By #1501 31,Dec,09 11:53
url=/ln4egmdeytpfpic.html][img=/thumbs/20080731/ln4egmdeytpf.jpg][/url]


By #1501 31,Dec,09 11:52
URL=/ln4egmdeytpfpic.html][IMG]/thumbs/20080731/ln4egmdeytpf.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Up for it!


By #7988 29,Dec,09 13:14
Here's a favorite of my cock. What do you think?

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By #43082 20,Dec,09 06:51
YEA HOW DOU ATTACH A PIC HERE. THANKS
By slipper [Ignore] 22,Dec,09 21:44 other posts 
Instructions are at the first of the thread.


By slipper [Ignore] 14,Dec,09 00:34 other posts 
Here ya go, girl... please, be gentle.

By slipper [Ignore] 19,Dec,09 01:16 other posts 
Did our "judge" take a break?


By #22198 18,Dec,09 02:13
She's obviously stopped rating.


By #10655 11,Dec,09 10:51
It appears the person who started this thread is overwhelmed with cocks to rate. I see no end to this, and some of you aren't paying attention to what she said. She said only one picture. Maybe another woman could step in and rate as well. This topic is already up to 6 pages with no signs of ending.
By soulpioneer [Ignore] 18,Dec,09 02:07 other posts 
Hiya! Yeah I was going to say too....if the gal asks for you to post only ONE PIC,....then do so,....do you understand english? Anyone can access all your pics on your main-page, but here,...try to abide by the rules. Jeewiz

Happy Holidays!


By #41607 17,Dec,09 21:03
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let's hear it...i'm curious


By Thumperpatterson [Ignore] 17,Dec,09 07:18 other posts 
What a cool idea you got going. I am not in to comparing but out of sheer joy of people like you adding to the site and making it better here you go! Be gentle on the ratings....don't fuck up my little mans confidence....!
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By #19003 10,Dec,09 18:46
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By #42244 13,Dec,09 21:00
[deleted image] Ok I guess for 55 ??? ... grin


By #1942 11,Dec,09 20:17
I can't very well really refuse an offer from a lady to join this thread, can I now? So, here I am, curious to see what you think of my cock




Hope you like it!


By #15242 11,Dec,09 04:05
Whoa!

Hold up!

Stop!

Who are you to judge anyone's cock?

What are we doing here?

What are you putting out there? This is crucial -- to all of you. Are you putting out there in the human universe something that uplifts and make people healthier or are you leaving people feeling less than adequate?

Are you building or tearing down?

What are we doing?

What are we doing?

I mean YOU.

Is this making you feel better? More loving? More able to deal with the bullshit life presents to nourish yourselves and your families? Or feeling that you need more points?

You ALL have beautiful cocks. All of you.

You need nothing. For a man who has walked in your shoes; with your heredity, upbringing, life and circumstances your dicks are perfect. The best that anyone else meeting these descriptions could ever hope for.

There's no best cock. There's just you. And me. And him. Entities as separate and beyond comparison as Jupiter, Earth and Venus. We can't live on another planet and you can't score any more or less than PERFECT as a cock owner unless you chose to be another person -- which means your scoring deficit is not in the cock, but the mind!

The ONLY valid comparison is with respect to your cock and a person you choose to fuck -- meaning, LOVE.

The only reason half of the talk about big dicks is of any interest is because so many women (and men) are so overweight and stretched out that a baseball bat sized penis is needed to provide enough friction to get a good ride.

Bigger is not better. It's different. And more women and men knew what a kegel exercise was, an 8 inch cock would be a hassle and not a thing requiring praise.

What's my angle?

I want every man to feel secure that he's a full man with whatever he's got -- even if he's gone and fought for his country and has nothing, or for what ever reason measures toward the left side of a ruler -- it's good.

And I'd suck it too.

Let's see those dicks. Indeed. Let's see YOU! In the name of any man who's closed his browser feeling diminished by your rating, I hope that you'll understand that all we have is each other and the only thing that matters in this life is what we do to help each other.
By #6568 11,Dec,09 07:56
Siggy,..BREEEEEEEATHE!!!......there, that must feel better!

All of your post is true and you have successfully seen thru much of the crap that blights this wonderful site,.....but,...you need to relax!...it's just a bit of fun and nobody is being made to feel inadequate, that's NOT what this site is about at all.

The vast majority of men who come here are jsut looking for reassurance that they are 'OK' in the penis dept. That's all. Unfortunately there are some fools and fanciers and sadly some perverts here, but mostly it's ordinary men (and a few women) and they all know the score about exposing their most private parts to others, in order to, well,...get it out in the open and separated from the crappy dictates of 'society'.

...Bye the way, are you male or female and who is 'Siggy' (rather than siggy96) ??


By boy [Ignore] 10,Dec,09 18:24 other posts 


By #22241 10,Dec,09 10:42
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By #22241 10,Dec,09 10:51
Sorry i didnt realise they had gone up hence the reason for 3 pics!!


By #22155 08,Dec,09 20:52
Well, don't know exactly what types of pics you want, so here's three! one erect, one semi--, and one pretty much flaccid. feel free to judge any or all of the three

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By #22155 08,Dec,09 20:56
woops. sorry violet-- didn't see the posts in this thread about only posting one pice.


By gradurgaur [Ignore] 08,Dec,09 11:15 other posts 
here is my cock...



By #1047 08,Dec,09 10:46
[deleted image] one more for you


By Cye [Ignore] 07,Dec,09 15:10 other posts 
[deleted image]how's this..


By #3997 07,Dec,09 12:05


By #1047 07,Dec,09 10:50
[deleted image] looks more like this


By #1047 07,Dec,09 10:41
[deleted image] how about a soft one


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