Though forum-folks may be familiar with dark creatures like the Pissy Rant-Fairy (who spreads insult and sanctimony at the mere mention of anal sex) or Skippy (the Illiterate Insult Goblin) which dwell in the dank underbelly of SYD, few are aware of the existence of a hideous being much more vile than any sub-human fiend haunting the bowels of this forum. Legend refers to this loathsome, venom-spewing, troll-like critter only as He Who Must Not Be Named, and it has been known to torment, harass and bully innocent SYD members for the sheer pleasure of being an odious douche nozzle. The b east also tosses around poop and bad grammar like a rabid, brain damaged monkey.

Arcane lore suggests that He Who Must Not Be Named did, in fact, once have a name…but merely uttering those profane syllables could inflict the speaker with point-burning, horrid Private Messages, barely literate forum rants and a painful, itching ass rash. It is a creature to be shunned by all intelligent beings.

If you do encounter HWMNBN, do not…under any circumstances…make contact with it! Any attempt to interact with this fell and monstrous troll-kin will lead to your undoing or, quite possibly, a gift of poop. Be warned…though HWMNBN is quick to speak what passes for its mind, it is also equally quick to cry “foul” to the Powers That Be if you retaliate in kind.

May all that is Good and Holy protect you from the dreaded clutches of He Who Must Not Be Named!