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Started by #274357 [Ignore] 08,Oct,12 19:17
Why is it conceivably impossible for a woman to put on mascara with her mouth closed?

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By #274357 08,Oct,12 19:48
The English language is stupid.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
By #303133 21,Mar,13 12:09
"The English language is stupid"?!
Them there is fightin' words, Mr. Yumm!
How DARE you insult the language that I hold so dear...
I demand satisfaction, you scoundrel!
Pistols at dawn.
Or, you could just buy me a beer and we will call it even...
By #274357 21,Mar,13 18:10
Will, you have been disgruntled with me as of late, what is your beer of choice? Perhaps together, we shall have to dispose of a few pints.
By #303133 21,Mar,13 18:28
Anything cold and ale-like will suffice.
After a few, I am sure that I will be completely re-gruntled!
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,13 18:35 other posts 
I'm not familiar with the word, re-gruntled, a verb, yes? . Can you use it in another sentence?


By #364467 21,Mar,13 13:19
Hammering a nail does not make you a carpenter


Grilling a burger does not make you a chef


Eating a salad does not make you a vegetarian


So does sucking a cock make you gay?
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,13 13:28 other posts 
It doesn't. How or why would you come to that conclusion?
By #274357 21,Mar,13 18:12
Sucking a cock does not make one gay. Damn, Bella, you should know this! It confirms the fact that one is straight.

Duh.
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Mar,13 18:24 other posts 
True dat!


By #274357 27,Oct,12 20:42
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have simply...materialized?
By #218130 28,Oct,12 10:35
I confess, I am one of those people. Duh me


By #275302 09,Oct,12 08:13
That's not impossible I can do it but only if I really need to (so in public) takes quite some effort..
By #218130 09,Oct,12 11:41
Please do show us


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