Because that is how they pass on the gay germs. (You can recognize the gay germs under a microscope because they have limp flagella, dress better and say "Faaaabulous!" in an effeminate voice.) It is like Mono. Or cooties...
So you can bang another guy in the ass and still be straight. I wouldn't want get sick. Just the thought of getting a manicure and pedicure is repulsive. The thought of color coordination scares me. Waxing, and great personal hygiene, who would want that? Having an open mind leads to brain tumors. I guess I will take my chances since kissing rocks.
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