When i was little and had no sense, i took a piss on an electric fence, it hurt so bad, it shocked my balls, i pissed all over my overalls.

🎶Sing a song of gonorrhea,
A bush that's full of crabs,
Four and twenty ulcers crusted up with scabs.
When the scabs break open the cunt will start to sing..
Isn't this a lovely place to stuff your poor cock in?🎶

(Overheard my grandfather singing that years and years ago.... )

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get the poor dog a bone
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
And so was her man with a nun

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 150 thousand volts shot up its arse and turned its coat to nylon!

Hello Dog.
Trust all is going well.
I can recall several songs and suchlike prose that we used to sing when I was in the Army but they would be inappropriate to publish here.
Regards and greetings from Oz.