Yes exactly toilet paper could mean 'hey you missed a spot'. I was just thinking a little wider variety would be fun. I also thought of a few more like;


A blue ribbon.

A dozen condoms.

A fresh pack of gum.

An apple pie.

A cream pie.

A bowl of fruit.

A brown paper bag.

A can of spam.


I am not suggesting that all of these get used, they're just for consideration, some of them have clear double entendres' which provides more variety for their use. I'd like to see what other members think, too.


As is I am not sure what a lawn mower is for other than the same as a trimmer. Concerned also that a grenade or poison seems rather extreme. While some of the more deviant members would rather enjoy receiving a pile of shit.


I believe this to be a site meant for some open mindedness, certainly wanting someone to die(poison)from posting seems to be the wrong message to me. Especially since some are just seeking approval. I'm sure put a brown bag on her or wipe your ass or clean up your act are a little less fascist. Just my thoughts and again thank you for providing us this site. You are doing a better job then anyone else I could imagine.