All the above

My wife and her mother were out shopping. I decided to have some fun and sent my wife a pic of my hard cock. Little did I know that she would be driving at the time, so when she heard the text alert she told her mom to see who it was. My mother in law picked up her phone and hit the button and got an eyeful of my dick. My wife said she just sat there staring at the phone not saying a word. It was several seconds before my could get her to snap out of her trance. I think she may have liked it. My wife however was not exactly pleased.

When I was 19 I was regularly fucking my 36 year old aunt (by marriage, not blood related)

Size 11 with a 6.5” cock

What about these?

Maybe not the best, but definitely not bad

Don’t have a garden but I have woods

I like my girth and big head

I always sleep naked and stay that way until I hafta go somewhere

I’m right handed and hang to the left. Not sure if those are related but I know a lot of guys that hang opposite the dominant hand.

My first attempt