I would just let it happen.

In response to your question, "Anyone want to lick it?" I respond enthusiastically, "Yes! Lick it, kiss it, engulf it with my mouth, relish its feel and flavor ..."

My tongue: "I'm going in!"

I want to plunge my tongue into your asshole. 70-80 times.

Yes, please. But be advised, there will be payback.

Yes, because butterflies taste primarily with their feet.

That's so hot! I would love that!

Tongue-fuck imminent!

Mmmm! I want to press my face into your creamy mess, to feel it permeate my mustache and beard and coat my lips. I'll press my tongue into your cum and begin a slow sluuurp toward your cock. I pause now and then to pull your sperm into my mouth, swallowing hungrily ...

(French style)

Okay, darlin', now just lower that sweet stuff onto my face.

I'm sure you hear this all the time, but you look delicious!

(Singing) Suck, suck, suck,
Suck, suck, suck,
Suck your pussy

(Second verse same as the first)

(Speaking loudly, heroically, with feet shoulder-width apart, fists planted at my waist, cape fluttering in wind) FEAR NOT, FOR I SHALL SAVE YOU! (After I kiss, lick, suck, thump and otherwise lightly torture you for 30-40 minutes, of course.)

Grab mine like that.

I voted for you in a current contest titled "Tiny sexy tip poking out."

I'd love to plunge my tongue into your hole for as long as you like.

Suck it, buddy! I would!

Thanks! May I see yours?

Oh my! You are so fuckin' sexy! I'd love to suck your clit into my mouth, release it, suck it in again and again and again, like you're fucking my lips. Of course, my tongue would wander down to taste your lips, slipping inside you in search of your love juices ...

Mmmm!

Fuck me.

I'd eat that.

Are you free for dinner?

Hello, I am Tongue. Mind if I come in?