The shorter list is what I wouldn't do for that and it's like 2 sentences.

You could do anything to me if just cum harder

You could do a real dick popping Harley Quinn cosplay, then a striptease, then a show. I'll come over and help you produce these videos it will be insane

Trying not to fall in love here...

can I get a video of you playing with it

I would give it a taste