Looking at those big gorgeous boobs, I feel a sudden need to beat off!

"Row-boating."

What a beautiful sight!

Nice labia! I bet they'd be fun to lick and nibble!

Wow--this is going into my beat-off collection!

Wow. This photo is emminently beatoffoverable.

What a lovely pudendum.

Whoa, I need to drop everything and beat off over this photo.