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By misterplump [Ignore] 17,Mar,26 16:45   Pageviews: 52

You know all the terms we use to describe “doing it”? Thought I had heard them all, but this one popped up the other day and it is never going to get old.

“Dunking the dachshund”.

What’s your favorite metaphor?

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By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 14,Apr,26 23:19
Smashing the fart strings off her ass.
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By Lookatmine2 [Ignore] 18,Mar,26 04:55
Dipping your wick.
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By Roadie_is_back [Ignore] 17,Mar,26 17:20
Planting my tree in the garden
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