My wife’s friend, has a tall skinny guy she’s dating. Today she left her iPad open on the table when we were over, on the screen was a bathroom selfie with his enormous fucking dick just hanging there. Like a sock full of tennis balls. Goddamn I want to shake his hand, but I can’t because I would have to admit I saw. I haven’t ever had envy but shit, I love to have that thing for a day is all I’m saying. Damn genetics!!!!