Now I just want to say I now know it's wrong to expose myself to unwilling participants but this was a long time ago when I was in my twenties.

Many years ago when I had the urge to expose myself and was cruising around in my car late one hot summer evening looking for victims. It was around the time when bars were just closing and people would be drunk and walking the streets. I parked my car near an alley, rolled all the windows down and left the keys hidden inside. I walked up to an area where I could see the busy downtown street. It wasn't long before I noticed a group of four women coming out of one of the bars and heading my way ... I sprung into action.

My heart was racing as I quickly stripped naked (shorts and hoodie was all I was wearing) and hid my clothes in some bushes. Then I made my way across an open area but stayed low so nobody could see me. When the girls were in the right position I would pretend not to notice them as I nonchalantly walked back towards my clothes and car. From previous experience I've learned the usual reaction from the women is complete silence or maybe some whispering, kind of like how you'd react to coming across a deer in the woods while hiking ... (stay quiet, maybe it won't notice us and we'll get a good look).

The women were very near now, chatting and laughing, obviously very drunk and I began my walk trying my best to make it look like I didn't notice them. "Oh my God! He's naked!", one of them said loudly. "Where?" "Over there, look!" "Oh my God!" "Hey you! Come here." another shouted at me.

Now there was no way I could pretend that I didn't hear them so I acted surprised and turned towards them in shock giving them the full frontal view. They hooted and hollered as I turned and continued walking towards the alley but at a faster pace so I could get to my clothes without them seeing me pick them up and then ran to my car.

I had just gotten into my vehicle and was about to get dressed when I noticed a car pulling into the alley ... it was the same women. I suppose they thought I had kept walking and they would have seen me exiting the alley and when I didn't come out they turned in to look for me. I kept my head down low and tried to make my vehicle look like just an empty parked car as they approached ... and then stopped beside it. I could feel my heart pounding in my chest now ... I'm crouched down, completely naked and a car full of drunk women parked beside me. I could hear them discussing whether or not they should investigate my car but after what seemed like an eternity they slowly made their way passed and down the alley. I waited until they were far enough away before starting my car and making my getaway.

I often try to imagine what would have happened had they gotten out and found me nude, hiding in my car