Actually, most women prefer it just partially erect. My last girl friend said the only women I should have safe sex with would be acrobats or gymnasts; which come to think of it, might be a turn on. One girlfriend said she used to have orgasms just watching me working naked in my rose garden. However, with almost every woman, as I briefly shove it home, close to all the way, they will flex ridged, and tense up, and try and helplessly flee away from it with all their strength. I do admit to kinda liking that a lot though.

A couple women, after being impaled about 8 inches will writhe uncontrollably in protest, scream, and flip around like a fish out of water; and again, that’s kind of a taboo turn on too. When I finally attempted to feed my obsession twice with professional women—with the first one, at first sight gleefully offered it for free, while the second wanted to charge me double. Paying ridiculous amounts for speedos in order to keep that thing flattened firmly up against my leg instead of flapping around is a bit uncomfortable too.

It can also be entertaining --(although I have never actually shown anyone), I can literally suck my own cock—(it’s not at all a turn on though). And being extremely limber as well, I am probably the only guy you’ll ever know that can not only nibble your ass while having sex from behind. I can also, just barely, lick your clitoris while the head of my rod is still inside your vagina. Practicing Yoga almost daily since I was 13--flexibility, muscles, and a billy-club dick-- women often prefer to just admire and play with my body. That’s OK too.