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By Jakestheman [Ignore] 04,Oct,19 08:01   Pageviews: 39

I'm SUCH an old fart... It's true... I am.. And being such, I basically came of age in the 1970's. Back in those days, EVERYTHING was hairy.. I mean EVERYTHING!! Shoot, I had hair down my back, almost to my butt!

Of course NOTHING was hairier than those lovely pussies.

OMG!

We're talking hair of days folks. You used to have to go on a jungle safari just to FIND a girls clit!

I remember one of my girlfriends from back then, Do Ya Wanna Donna, she had the hairiest crotch ya ever saw!! I'm pretty sure I passed Jimmy Hoffa one time while I was searching for her pussy/clit!

I remember the night I SUGGESTED that we trim that BUSH back a bit... She was SERIOUSLY offended and it took quite a bit of smooth talking on my part to get back into her good graces AND get access to that pussy of hers again.

But then something interesting happened. It was a few weeks later and I had slid her out of her jeans and panties and was prepared to go on safari yet again when to my surprise, I was met by a FULLY clean shaven and smooth pussy!!!

OMG!!!

I could NOT believe it! First off, it was in fact the first time I'd ever encountered such a wonderful thing and second, well she had SUCH a lovely pussy. (I knew this of course but how the hell could I really ever tell eh?)

I went down on her with a whole new found gusto and relish that actually surprised her AND me! LOL...

As it turned out, days before, she had mentioned my comment about her bush to a friend of hers, Lynne. Well her friend Lynne actually had the very same exact 'problem'. The two of them, unbeknownst to me at the time, decided to shave BOTH of their pussies together..

HOT DAMN, why oh WHY wasn't I on hand at that point to a) watch and b) HELP?

To this day, I am EVER thankful of Lynne who's pussy I would have the pleasure of enjoying a year of so later, but that's a WHOLE 'nother story....


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By sherryann [Ignore] 06,Oct,19 17:35
Eloquently written!! Remember the song about hair?
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