I would get the state of California all in colors with no black ink with San Diego, Los Angeles, and San Francisco indicated on it as accurately as possible.
I'd get a palm tree all done in colors only, no black ink.
Maybe an ocean wave on a beach.
Chinese characters or Japanese Kanji saying: "Sex And Love." Probably in red ink. Red's my favorite color.
All tattoos would be done on my back.
What would you get done, even in fantasy? |
get a Canadian flag tattoo. 🇨🇦
I'm surprised you didn't say a big city skyline. Your favorite thing in all the universe.
And thank you s'much for the gifts, Arkie!
It's to the "point"!
A conversation starter, maybe?
Or would you rather somebody down there reading it NOT talk with their mouth full?
Reminds me of the punchline of that joke where that guy has "AIDS" tattooed or written on his dick but when it gets hard, it says, "ADIDAS".
A girl meets a handsome guy and they go to a room to have sex.
He has a t-shirt on that says NIKE. He says he wears it all the time because the NIKE company pays him a thousand dollars to wear it to advertise for them.
He has on a pair of jogging pants that say REEBOK on one of the legs. He tells her the Reebok company pays him 2 thousand dollars to wear those pants and advertise for them.
He gets naked and she notices his dick says AIDS on it.
She thinks Uh oh, oh NO...but then he says, Don't worry. It'll say ADIDAS on it in a few minutes.
A.D.I.D.A.S. stands for All Day Long I Dream About Sex
KORN!!!
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