It's nice to have a penis.It's frightfully good to have a dong.It's swell to own a stiffy.It's divine to own dick.from the tiniest little tagger to the worlds biggest prick.So three cheers for your willy or john tommis,hurray for your one eyed trouser snake.Your pease of pork,your wife's best friend,your Percy,or your cock.you can rap it up in ribbons,you can slip it in a sock.But don't take it out in public,or they will put you in the dark.and you wont come back.Thank You Very Much.