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Who chose the weird number? Some guy who claims he is / actually is 8.51in? Fuck it, i'm 20.7cm - i'm starting a club for guys with only that exact length; you must be straight; you must be circ'd; you must be a shaver; you must have a girth of 6.75-7.25in; you must be 28y/o; you must be a Sydney-sider; you must be a business owner/director with a post-grad education; you must not be a conservative voter; you must love and live on the coast; you must like and play (used to play) cricket/(no bowlers)/baseball/rugby (no forwards)/golf & punk/blues/garage/grunge/... music; you must drink Elijah Craig/Makers Mark/Jamesons/Wild Turkey/Bearded Lady on the rocks & drink mid-range merlots/cab sauvs with food; you must love cooking, be an omnivore and be open to trying new things; you must own a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that's a year and a half old; you must be a Capricorn; you must have a gf and you have to have met her here...and most importantly, you need a measured verification pic for each of these pre-requisites.
Self-indulgent rant over!

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yes?