Three doctors at a convention talking about their greatest medical achievements the Russian doctor said we transplanted a kidney in a man and had him out looking for work the next day. The Japanese doctor said oh that nothing we transplanted a heart in a man and had him out looking for work the next day the American doctor said that’s nothing we put an ass hole in the White House and we expect every one to be out looking for work the next day --------------------------------------- added after 32 seconds
Uh, am I missing something here? Like not just the morning bus but the whole damn fleet?
This is a website with peckers and puss's and assholes,and the naked people they are attached to.
How can something be inappropriate?
I mean,really a Cliff notes version of The Eighth Edition of Rocket Propulsion Elements would be inapporpriate wouldn't it?
I recently went on a 2 week cruise and I noticed there were NO black folks aboard. Puzzled by this, when I got back home, I asked my neighbor friend, who IS black, why he thought that was? He looked at me and said... "Pffft! You don't think we are gonna fall for that again, do you?" 😳
A black man, a white guy, and Bjuka are standing on the roof of a 40 story building arguing about who has the biggest cock. Only one way to find out says the white guy- Let's pull out our cocks and hang the over the side of the roof. Whoever hangs the lowest wins!
Bjuka- I am not over the railing
White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!
They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?
A white guy an American Indian and a puerto rican sit down at the bar the Indian said once we were many now we are few the Puerto Rican says once we were few now we are many the white guy said that’s because we haven’t played cowboys and Puerto Rican’s yet
Three tough guys enter a bar the first one says to the bar tender give me a shot of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his finger out on the bar and says cut it off the second one says give me a glass of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his hand on the bar and says cut it off the third one says give me a bottle of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his dick up on the bar the bar tender says I’m not cutting that thing off he replied you don’t have to cut it off just lick it a few times and it cums off on its own
A young man is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him.
They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.
His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.
As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.
The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".
The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.
The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"
He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...
After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"
The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."
After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"
The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."
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Joe Biden sucks
Oh, bigg, you are so silly!
This is a website with peckers and puss's and assholes,and the naked people they are attached to.
How can something be inappropriate?
I mean,really a Cliff notes version of The Eighth Edition of Rocket Propulsion Elements would be inapporpriate wouldn't it?
Mom: Shut up and eat your food
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they don't slip off their broomsticks
Even in the future they won't work
Because they get to keep the tips
"Your mum"
Bjuka- I am not over the railing
White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!
They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?
Black- guy, I am dodging traffic!!!
The police!
Cause they ain't gonna fall for that again...
They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.
His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.
As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.
The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".
The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.
The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"
He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
(from full metal jacket)
Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
Joyraja
Rolaids.
The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."
After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"
The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."
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