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Started by #485312 [Ignore] 21,Oct,19 16:51
useless
/ˈjuːsləs/
adjective
adjective: useless
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
informal
having no ability or skill in a specified activity or area.
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 18,Nov,19 14:31 other posts 
Dickshit is a common last name, especially in India.

Anurag Dikshit ranked 207 among The World's Richest People In 2006.

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By #601496 16,Nov,19 19:33
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Steve.


By phart [Ignore] 15,Nov,19 19:21 other posts 
There are actually some profound differences between the female and male digestive tracts, beginning with the length of the colon, which is longer in women

The ideal position for a person to comfortably relieve their bowels is a lot like a squat, with the knees at a 90-degree angle to the waist, and not a seated position.
By #601496 15,Nov,19 19:48
Another truth is that, no matter how sweet the hand soap smells, you should never smell your fingers as you come out of a public restroom.
By phart [Ignore] 15,Nov,19 20:14 other posts 
BUt what if you missed some? And go to shake someones hand?
By #601496 15,Nov,19 20:53
Not my problem.


By #485312 14,Nov,19 16:01
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mmm ok, fess up!!! who put he
smile on Shellies face??? *lix*
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By #601496 13,Nov,19 09:15
Red tide is back off the coast of Florida. Residents aren't sure how much more they can take

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God Dxxn Republicans


By #601496 12,Nov,19 08:54
In Spain, women's pussy is referred as cod and potatoes (Bacalao con papas)

Bacalao---Julio Iglesias

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By #601496 11,Nov,19 11:27
I love doing doggy. Get her head down, ass up. It angles her cunt perfectly to drive my cock in. I love the way her ass shakes as my body slams into her and my balls swing forward to hit her clit. Doggy is seriously good fucking.

Besides you don't have to see her face.


HAHAHA. This gem is from Neketal.


By #601496 10,Nov,19 13:19
Most people — about 85 to 90% — are right-handed, and there's no population on Earth where left-handers are in the majority.
By #485312 10,Nov,19 15:55
They say left handers die younger than right handers, so being a rightie gives a couple of years advantage *lix*


By #601496 10,Nov,19 12:36
In my whole life I have never had figgy pudding. I love dry figs and I've had fresh figs. Of course chocolate and vanilla pudding has been a regular staple at home. Especially with the grandkids. I understand that figgy pudding is delicious but not as sweet.


By #601496 09,Nov,19 11:42
Orangutan granted legal 'personhood' settles into new Florida home


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By phart [Ignore] 09,Nov,19 18:19 other posts 
Forgive me,but you reckon she might be voting in 2020? I just had to ask! That is 1 way to recruit voters! Grant person hood to monkeys and orangitangs!
By #601496 09,Nov,19 18:31
Haha. Hey, this is Florida. Anything is possible. I do know the area where the preserve is at. It's Trump red country. This simian will probably register Republican.
By phart [Ignore] 09,Nov,19 19:09 other posts 
if it is smart it will register independant so it won't get so much junk mail and annoying phone calls!
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By phart [Ignore] 08,Nov,19 19:38 other posts 
A recent US Govt survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the total population
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By #485312 08,Nov,19 17:19
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Useless Dog Video *lix*


By phart [Ignore] 05,Nov,19 18:44 other posts 
Useless information, but also,warped!@

David Joyner, who donned the iconic dino costume from 1991 to 2001 on the PBS kid's show Barney & Friends, has been running a successful tantric massage practice since 2004 and currently attends to 30 different clients

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By #485312 06,Nov,19 00:23
he made a living and could still be anonymous on the street, the perfect kind of fame. and what better backup career, than getting to rub your hands all over people and get paid for it *lix*
By #601496 06,Nov,19 07:50
If I tried doing that I'd get arrested.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Nov,19 21:34 other posts 
Enjoy:
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By phart [Ignore] 05,Nov,19 21:31 other posts 
"Mansfield bars." The steel bar hangs from back of the cargo area and is designed to stop a car before it rolls underneath the trailer

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By #485312 27,Oct,19 06:56
1. 20% of men admit they've watched online porn while at work.

1a. 80% of men are liars.

2. The porniest state in the Union is also the Mormonest state: Utah, which has the highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users (5.47). Magic underwear, indeed.

3. The least popular day of the year for looking at online porn is not Christmas or Bastille Day -- both good guesses -- but Thanksgiving. (No doubt, a houseful or relatives would tend to create logistical problems.)

4. 12% of websites -- or nearly 25 million -- are porn sites.

5. $3,075.64 is spent on Internet porn an average of every single second!

5a. Idiots are spending money every single second on something that is widely available for free.

6. Also every second, 28,258 people on the Internet are viewing porn.

6a. Wait a minute, let me close this other browser: 28,2587.

7. 2.5 billion emails per day -- about 8% of the total -- contain porn. The rest are unwanted spam.

8. The USA kicks butt in porn! Total Internet pornography revenue in the U.S. is $2.84 billion, or 58% of the global total of $4.9 billion.

9. Sunday is the most popular day of the week for finding God viewing porn.

9a. The other six days are tied for second.

10. The U.S. city with the most searches per capita of the terms "sex," "porn" and "xxx" is -- and someone's going to have to explain this to me -- Elmhurst, Illinois.

10a. Elmhurst native and early 20th-century socialist leader Eugene V. Debs no doubt would roll over in his grave if he knew about all the fun he was missing what has become of his beloved hometown.
By #603370 04,Nov,19 20:58
I don't watch porn at work and am not lying. Well, I did look at some soft porn in the 80s, before the company started monitoring. Folks, it's not worth losing your job over. Same reason I don't go nude in public or identify myself or my location on this site.
By #601496 05,Nov,19 06:08
You just are sexting with the boss's secretary?
By #485312 05,Nov,19 14:58
lm sure theres been banging on the desks at some point, we are creatures of habit and love a good fuck, anywhere and anytime... *lix*
By #485312 05,Nov,19 14:58⤴
definitely not worth losing your job over, but lm sure many bosses have used the business wifi for porn . *Lix*
By #601496 05,Nov,19 16:02
This minor boss does.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Nov,19 19:17 other posts 
Leicester man Tim Pppppppppprice, 49 changed his name by deedpoll after being plagued with callers trying to sell him something day and night.

Tim, who spent £30 on his novel new name said: “It’s pronounced Tim Per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-rice,” he told the Daily Mirror.

“I hope the name acts like fly repellent to these people. When I rang the woman at the bank, she couldn’t stop laughing.”


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By #485312 05,Nov,19 15:18
l wished these people would stop ringing, you sit down to tea, at 6 oclock and they ring claiming to be our leading Telco, but anyone knows that they don't work past 4.30 in the afternoon, or on a Saturday. *lix*


By #601496 04,Nov,19 06:50
An oven is heading to space so astronauts can bake cookies
By phart [Ignore] 04,Nov,19 09:06 other posts 
Next will be the cake that falls in when finished.
By #485312 04,Nov,19 17:57
hope they sent some joints for them to get a bad case of munchies, some ones go too eat all them cookies, theyre the most expensive cookies on earth, well in space... *lix*


By veryshyguy [Ignore] 22,Oct,19 23:55 other posts 
NASA had to rename the sizes of the apparatus used for male astronauts to pee, from small, medium, and large, to large, gigantic, and humongous, because no one was willing to pick their true size.
By #502711 23,Oct,19 05:18
That's like when guys buy condoms. "I'll just take these magnum condoms, thanks"
By #485312 26,Oct,19 06:39
well even the smallest condom, you can still fit your arm in it, so l don't really see the need for sizes, its more an ego thing l think. *lix*
By #603370 01,Nov,19 22:49
Mmm not really. I can put on a Lifestyles but it hurts. I can put on a regular Trojan but it's uncomfortable. The Magnums are comfy. Note, I'm only slightly larger than average. I wonder how the really thick-dicked guys make out.
By #601496 03,Nov,19 18:03⤴
Charlie used to buy XXXX. The 4X was lamb skin and there was only one size as it came from the apendix I think. He would just fit in one and blow out the next. It came packaged in a plastic bubble container and had enough lube and spermicide to use in a car axle. The price was 3 times the price for Trojans. I wonder if they still make them?
By #485312 03,Nov,19 23:57
wow, lve never heard of lambs skin dildos. they'd be museum pieces now. like sausage skins *lix*
By #601496 04,Nov,19 06:02
Not dildos, condoms
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Fourex was still being manufactured in 2003 and was used primarily by people with latex allergies; no longer being manufactured by 2014. Fourex listed in 1990 lawsuit against makers of natural skin condoms; natural skin condoms do not prevent spread of AIDS/HIV.

Aids was not around when we used them. Because their lube contained a spermicide conception, even if they broke was not an issue. In those days Charlie was a very lucky guy


By phart [Ignore] 01,Nov,19 09:57 other posts 
The 1988 Yugo GV owners manual says to use 20w40 oil in the engine.
By #485312 03,Nov,19 16:58
well l find this the most useless piece of information so far. a car that old would be rare to see on the road. *lix*
By phart [Ignore] 03,Nov,19 17:17 other posts 
Not really as far as age.Newest thing in my family right now is my 04 dodge.
As for the Yugo,The nylon,read that as "space age" plastic,transmission gears pretty much took the Yugo off the road before WE could GO. The last 1 I saw for sale about 2 years ago was almost the same price as it was new as they were so disposable that there is very few left.The Yugo GV Convertable sport model is very rare and highly collectable.
I get bugged alot by folks wanting to buy either of my 2 older work trucks as they are in the age that the 30 somethings want to restore.Hell a 60's truck is the 1 you put the chainsaw in the back and go get a load of wood! Not drive to the cruise in!


By #485312 03,Nov,19 16:57
Things You Should Know About Your Breasts

•Breast size is hereditary. ...
•Not all breasts are created equal. ...
•The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD. ...
•Your boobs aren't just made of fat. ...
•Gaining weight can make your boobs larger. ...
•Sagging is inevitable. ...
•When you exercise, your boobs move around.


By #601496 30,Oct,19 08:50
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By #485312 01,Nov,19 18:13
sounds like my mornings. l do love my B&E rolls for breaky, aussieman does all the sleeping in usually and a bonus is getting a hot fuck .. *lix*


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