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Started by licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 21,Oct,19 16:51  other posts
adjective: useless
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
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By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:13 other posts 
Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction to allow some legal prostitution. Currently eight counties in Nevada have active brothels (these are all rural counties); as of February 2018, there are 21 brothels in Nevada. Prostitution outside the licensed brothels is illegal throughout Nevada.

Sad really,as it would really be handy to be able to go visit once in a while.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:19 other posts 
One of those counties is just a few miles from the Vegas Strip
By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:33 other posts 
I am surprised with the Me-to movement and all the other hoopla that something has been done to stop it in Nevada.
If it can work there,it can work everywhere.
Would be nice to loose a few pounds and put on some decent clothes and go out with a lady and rock her world later after a good supper,AND Get paid for doing it! But I aint gigolo material!.country accent and tiny dick and 12 mtdew pack abs kinda take away from the look.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:57 other posts 
Baby, prostitution is only allowed in the cat houses. On the streets it's illegal. Of course, in the strip, nobody cares.
By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:59 other posts 
Yea,I know.Darn it,I coulda been rich! If wore a sign that said,"cheaper than vibrator batterys!" Or course now everything is rechargable so I would have to change my sign to,"cheaper than the electric rate to recharge your vibrator".
In other words,I would be working for peanuts!
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 22:07 other posts 

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 09:29 other posts 
The flat-Earth conspiracy is spreading around the globe. Does it hide a darker core?

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He feels like an idiot. We know how true that is
By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 13:36 other posts 
I think we can agree on this 1,the earth is round.
If it wasn't,how could you leave from a airport,and fly "AROUND" the world and get back home? If the earth was flat,you would pass over everything and then into oblivion.Which would not be good as there would be no where to land.
By leopoldij [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 14:21 other posts 
The question is: why are there suddenly so many idiots?
I think the answer is that they've always been idiots, they've just been waiting for an excuse to express their idiocy. The flat earth shit, believe it or not, grew out of internet discussions.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 17:38 other posts 
I agree, idiots have been around us even more than aliens
By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 19:32 other posts 
I have no proof of aliens,nor do I have a satelite of my own I can point and take pictures with.
But I have enough sense to know the earth is round.
I also have enough sense to understand the universe is to damn big for us to be the ONLY intelligent beings in it.
And if you look at how far we have come tech wise,from making womens boobs bigger to making rockets to send things to Mars, other societys far far away could have made much more progress.
And what the hell makes people thing they would look like us?
They could be blobs of goo with great mental powers to do things by just thinking about it.Teleconisis "spelling"
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:08 other posts 
Let's get back to boobs.
By phart [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:15 other posts 
I prefer small,unaltered boobs.If bigger boobs,natural.
Augmented,naw.Way I figure it,if a woman is not even happy with what she was born with,what chance do I have of making her happy? Little to none.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 20:18 other posts 
So true baby. I like that about you.

By leopoldij [Ignore] at 18,Nov,19 14:31 other posts 
Dickshit is a common last name, especially in India.

Anurag Dikshit ranked 207 among The World's Richest People In 2006.

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By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 16,Nov,19 19:33 other posts 
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Steve.

By 0-00 [Ignore] at 06,Nov,19 13:33 other posts 
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 07,Nov,19 17:09 other posts 
oh you are evil, that's one of my tongue hard words, and you've made it even harder, the only thing more evil would be finding one about celery, that's another word lm not fond of... l don't think l could say celery and cinnamon it one sentence ... *lix*
By 0-00 [Ignore] at 14,Nov,19 12:22 other posts 
Challenge accepted!
How about Celery relish?
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 16,Nov,19 06:10 other posts 
haha, you got aussiemans tongue twisted... with your evil synonym/cinnamon verse *lix*

By phart [Ignore] at 15,Nov,19 19:21 other posts 
There are actually some profound differences between the female and male digestive tracts, beginning with the length of the colon, which is longer in women

The ideal position for a person to comfortably relieve their bowels is a lot like a squat, with the knees at a 90-degree angle to the waist, and not a seated position.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 15,Nov,19 19:48 other posts 
Another truth is that, no matter how sweet the hand soap smells, you should never smell your fingers as you come out of a public restroom.
By phart [Ignore] at 15,Nov,19 20:14 other posts 
BUt what if you missed some? And go to shake someones hand?
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 15,Nov,19 20:53 other posts 
Not my problem.

By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 14,Nov,19 16:01 other posts 
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mmm ok, fess up!!! who put he
smile on Shellies face??? *lix*
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 15,Nov,19 07:47 other posts 

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 13,Nov,19 09:15 other posts 
Red tide is back off the coast of Florida. Residents aren't sure how much more they can take

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God Dxxn Republicans

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 12,Nov,19 08:54 other posts 
In Spain, women's pussy is referred as cod and potatoes (Bacalao con papas)

Bacalao---Julio Iglesias

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By sinanff47 [Ignore] at 12,Nov,19 16:04 other posts 

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 11,Nov,19 11:27 other posts 
I love doing doggy. Get her head down, ass up. It angles her cunt perfectly to drive my cock in. I love the way her ass shakes as my body slams into her and my balls swing forward to hit her clit. Doggy is seriously good fucking.

Besides you don't have to see her face.

HAHAHA. This gem is from Neketal.

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 10,Nov,19 13:19 other posts 
Most people about 85 to 90% are right-handed, and there's no population on Earth where left-handers are in the majority.
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 10,Nov,19 15:55 other posts 
They say left handers die younger than right handers, so being a rightie gives a couple of years advantage *lix*

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 10,Nov,19 12:36 other posts 
In my whole life I have never had figgy pudding. I love dry figs and I've had fresh figs. Of course chocolate and vanilla pudding has been a regular staple at home. Especially with the grandkids. I understand that figgy pudding is delicious but not as sweet.

By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 09,Nov,19 11:42 other posts 
Orangutan granted legal 'personhood' settles into new Florida home

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By phart [Ignore] at 09,Nov,19 18:19 other posts 
Forgive me,but you reckon she might be voting in 2020? I just had to ask! That is 1 way to recruit voters! Grant person hood to monkeys and orangitangs!
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 09,Nov,19 18:31 other posts 
Haha. Hey, this is Florida. Anything is possible. I do know the area where the preserve is at. It's Trump red country. This simian will probably register Republican.
By phart [Ignore] at 09,Nov,19 19:09 other posts 
if it is smart it will register independant so it won't get so much junk mail and annoying phone calls!
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 09,Nov,19 19:39 other posts 

By phart [Ignore] at 08,Nov,19 19:38 other posts 
A recent US Govt survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the total population
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By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 08,Nov,19 17:19 other posts 
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Useless Dog Video *lix*

By phart [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 18:44 other posts 
Useless information, but also,warped!@

David Joyner, who donned the iconic dino costume from 1991 to 2001 on the PBS kid's show Barney & Friends, has been running a successful tantric massage practice since 2004 and currently attends to 30 different clients

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By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 06,Nov,19 00:23 other posts 
he made a living and could still be anonymous on the street, the perfect kind of fame. and what better backup career, than getting to rub your hands all over people and get paid for it *lix*
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 06,Nov,19 07:50 other posts 
If I tried doing that I'd get arrested.

By leopoldij [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 21:34 other posts 
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By phart [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 21:31 other posts 
"Mansfield bars." The steel bar hangs from back of the cargo area and is designed to stop a car before it rolls underneath the trailer

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By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 27,Oct,19 06:56 other posts 
1. 20% of men admit they've watched online porn while at work.

1a. 80% of men are liars.

2. The porniest state in the Union is also the Mormonest state: Utah, which has the highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users (5.47). Magic underwear, indeed.

3. The least popular day of the year for looking at online porn is not Christmas or Bastille Day -- both good guesses -- but Thanksgiving. (No doubt, a houseful or relatives would tend to create logistical problems.)

4. 12% of websites -- or nearly 25 million -- are porn sites.

5. $3,075.64 is spent on Internet porn an average of every single second!

5a. Idiots are spending money every single second on something that is widely available for free.

6. Also every second, 28,258 people on the Internet are viewing porn.

6a. Wait a minute, let me close this other browser: 28,2587.

7. 2.5 billion emails per day -- about 8% of the total -- contain porn. The rest are unwanted spam.

8. The USA kicks butt in porn! Total Internet pornography revenue in the U.S. is $2.84 billion, or 58% of the global total of $4.9 billion.

9. Sunday is the most popular day of the week for finding God viewing porn.

9a. The other six days are tied for second.

10. The U.S. city with the most searches per capita of the terms "sex," "porn" and "xxx" is -- and someone's going to have to explain this to me -- Elmhurst, Illinois.

10a. Elmhurst native and early 20th-century socialist leader Eugene V. Debs no doubt would roll over in his grave if he knew about all the fun he was missing what has become of his beloved hometown.
By aaa-dick1 [Ignore] at 04,Nov,19 20:58 other posts 
I don't watch porn at work and am not lying. Well, I did look at some soft porn in the 80s, before the company started monitoring. Folks, it's not worth losing your job over. Same reason I don't go nude in public or identify myself or my location on this site.
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 06:08 other posts 
You just are sexting with the boss's secretary?
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts 
lm sure theres been banging on the desks at some point, we are creatures of habit and love a good fuck, anywhere and anytime... *lix*
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts 
definitely not worth losing your job over, but lm sure many bosses have used the business wifi for porn . *Lix*
By Twowarmtts! [Ignore] at 05,Nov,19 16:02 other posts 
This minor boss does.

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