Hi. How long do you have morning wood? My morning wood finish just after I go to the toilet and pee. After pee my erection is finish. Is that ok? Do you have the same?
I often awaken in the middle of the night with an erection.
So, I just edge it for a while then I stop and fall back asleep;
or I edge it until I finish myself off.
About those "Gotta Go Pee" hard-ons, they're a riot! lol
Sometimes I wake up with my cock so hard that I have to
stand a far distance from the toilet, bend forward a lil bit
and forcefully aim my stiff cock down to pee,
and then gradually walk towards the toilet as my
erection subsides, without spillin my piss everywhere!
"Morning Wood?" How about "Diving Board"!
Hold a plastic ruler at the edge of a table, flex it
downwards, and then let it snap back up so it makes
that "stuttering" sound... I wish my hard-on could
make that sound!
Haha! Maybe he did the "unraveling the fire hose" That's where he sticks his dick in the toilet, then go into the living room to watch tv while he's pissing
We are conditioned to pee after ejaculation to clear the eurethra, so, when we pee the body thinks we are done and don't need wood. Try it, take a leak 20 min b4 sex and a few minutes after ejaculating you'll be able to take another leak..
Yeah it's mostly the same...other times I'll have a hard one for a while and on have the urge to pee...but I was that seems like the norm, and I would think that's ok, but not a doctor...I usual do have the same situation just not the same thing every morning
usually goes to a semi while I pee , but it can be ddifficult to direct stream with a rock hard bone . After I pee it doesn't take much to get hard again , and either jerk off or if my bf is there we have sex
No. Of course not. It does go down.
Or, I should say, it's on reserve.
Give it the slightest motivation and it wakes up in no time.
An unfulfilled erection is just stored energy.
I often awaken in the middle of the night with an erection.
So, I just edge it for a while then I stop and fall back asleep;
or I edge it until I finish myself off.
About those "Gotta Go Pee" hard-ons, they're a riot! lol
Sometimes I wake up with my cock so hard that I have to
stand a far distance from the toilet, bend forward a lil bit
and forcefully aim my stiff cock down to pee,
and then gradually walk towards the toilet as my
erection subsides, without spillin my piss everywhere!
"Morning Wood?" How about "Diving Board"!
Hold a plastic ruler at the edge of a table, flex it
downwards, and then let it snap back up so it makes
that "stuttering" sound... I wish my hard-on could
make that sound!
so we don't miss the toilet.
Bonus points if we piss the frog away!
the "Launch pad"... standing at the bathroom doorway
and arching the stream into the toilet.
(pisses from around the corner of the restroom doorway)
get extra doses of Viagra.
Why?
So they don't fall out of bed.
Or, I should say, it's on reserve.
Give it the slightest motivation and it wakes up in no time.
An unfulfilled erection is just stored energy.
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