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Started by #529544 [Ignore] 26,Apr,17 15:29
I enjoy sayings...Little Sayings that pick you up and at one time or anpther we need...to be picked up......I like this ...Life is a one time offer...use it well...Sayings can really ...?
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By mr_blue [Ignore] 06,Jul,17 19:17 other posts 
Pull my finger
By #358797 06,Jul,17 20:03
Huhuh... No way man... Huhuh
By mr_blue [Ignore] 07,Jul,17 09:43 other posts 
Smell my finger
By #485312 26,Jul,17 01:29⤴


By #181785 26,Jul,17 00:20
What ever blows your skirt up!


By #507249 25,Jul,17 21:59
"A good old boy can become an intellectuall but intellectual can not become a good old boy".

- James McMurtry during Max's Therom on the Live in Aught Three album


By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Jul,17 17:15 other posts 
Never trust a fart. Those bastards can turn shitty on you in a heartbeat.


By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,17 17:09 other posts 
"It is easier to build strong ch¡ldren than to repair broken men”


- Frederick Douglass, 1817-1895


By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 08:12 other posts 
You can appear to be sophisticated and create your own saying by, say, this method. Take two words. For example "fail" and "study". And do something like this:
If you fail to study then you study to fail.
It doesn't always work, of course, but it can give lots and lots of sayings that can appear to be profound.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 08,Jul,17 10:54 other posts 
It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits!!! is that sophisticated enough ?...
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Jul,17 11:03 other posts 
Yes, indeed. Even Trump can appear sophisticated with this recipe.


By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Jul,17 18:53 other posts 
Absofuckinlutely a mountain man saying
By #358797 06,Jul,17 20:03
Can't forget bullfuckinshit
By dgraff [Ignore] 07,Jul,17 04:39 other posts 
Hahaha good one


By #358797 27,Jun,17 09:15
Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they're big, flashing signs that something needs to change.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Jun,17 14:05 other posts 
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 18:23 other posts  ⤴
Aww, Arexa, I didn't expect to find anything insightful here. I was actually expecting things more like...

"It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it."
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."
"It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."
"Even a small clown can work in the big top."
By #454258 06,Jul,17 01:01
not all of us think of sex and porn 24/7
By #358797 06,Jul,17 01:10
Hell, I've rarely give more than 13/5 to anything.
By #358797 06,Jul,17 01:12⤴
Not one of those is relevant to my life though, so why bother with such things?
Every one of those refers to a dicklet in some sense, and I'm pretty sure it's well known itty-bitty peepees aren't my thing.
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 06,Jul,17 08:44 other posts 
Gotcha. I didn't expect a post from you at all - to be clear. I would hope I have nothing to worry about as far as dicklets or itty-bitty peepees...


By #454258 06,Jul,17 01:08
"You don't have to run faster then the monster chasing you. You just have to run faster then everyone else."


By #454258 06,Jul,17 01:05
"He who asks a question is a fool for a moment. He who does not ask, is a fool for life."


By #507249 05,Jul,17 21:42
Today is history and tomorrow is a mystery....

Mike Ness of Social Distorition
By #454258 06,Jul,17 00:59
"...but today, is a gift. that is why its called the present."

Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda.

"Yesterday is history..." BTW


By #435701 05,Jul,17 13:45
When in fear
when in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout


By Cox4you [Ignore] 13,Jun,17 08:50 other posts 
Whoever thinks their shit doesn't stink and is above everyone else always smells the worst and is the biggest piece of shit.
By #502711 24,Jun,17 05:55
Shit cunt
By Cox4you [Ignore] 25,Jun,17 03:11 other posts 
sounds fitting for you.
By #502711 26,Jun,17 03:03
You sound like a window licking pillow biter.
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Dgraff, wanker hahaha
By dgraff [Ignore] 27,Jun,17 21:03 other posts  ⤴
Aussie goof must be talking out of his ass again and his breath smells the same
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I'm not a walker I'm a sucker
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Wanker damn auto spell
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 18:12 other posts 
Hahaha...

Yeah, the same smell as when he's been eating out a certain someone's pussy.
By dgraff [Ignore] 05,Jul,17 03:17 other posts 
Hahaha couldn't agree with you more


By #487013 27,Jun,17 14:07
Stupid is as stupid does.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 11:37 other posts 
Monkey see ,monkey do
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 12:07 other posts 
Monkeys are superior to men: when a monkey looks into a mirror he sees a monkey.
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 18:09 other posts  ⤴
Mama always told me...

You a fan of Forrest Gump? I haven't seen it since I was little.


By mr_blue [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 19:13 other posts 
A person can only kiss so much ass,before they choke on shit !!!
"Me.
Sarcastic.
Never.!!!"
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 10:29 other posts 
That's why they call people who kiss ass brown-nosers.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 11:35 other posts 
I thought it was salad tosser.
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Jul,17 14:21 other posts 
Nah, salad tossers are gay guys. Same thing with fudge packers.


By #534172 04,Jul,17 07:38
"He who speaks, knows not. He who knows, speaks not."

Dunno who said it, but I like it.


By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jul,17 09:22 other posts 
He looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.


By mr_blue [Ignore] 28,Jun,17 23:03 other posts 
The more things change,the more they stay the same !!!


By #536760 27,Jun,17 22:14
Cum on to others as you would have them cum on you.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 27,Jun,17 03:32 other posts 
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
By #23212 27,Jun,17 14:44


By zzick [Ignore] 27,Jun,17 11:22 other posts 
"Damned with faint praise " Shakespeare. , I believe. 4 one syllable words, that express so much.
One of my favourites.


By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 17:46 other posts 
The easily amused are never bored.

-Unkown


By leopoldij [Ignore] 20,Jun,17 20:02 other posts 
Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.

Arthur Schopenhauer
By #502711 24,Jun,17 05:48
Great quote. Too bad most people these days can't or won't find the balls to defend their nation.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Jun,17 18:02 other posts 
Actually, the thing is deeper. Most people have no fucking clue what their nation stands for. You are lucky to be a citizen of a great country actually with great people.
By #502711 26,Jun,17 03:06
Australia is a great country with great people. But we lack great leadership. Our politicians have been giving this country away for years & don't care about the people, our country or its future.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 07:28 other posts 
I know and I agree. As for leadership, Australia is not the only one that lacks it.
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 05:26 other posts  ⤴
Schopenhauer is basically suggesting that excessive National Pride is the last resort of a fool or a failure.
We see the results of this excessive pride in Russia today and we saw it in the 1930s in Germany.
My country right or wrong is a very dangerous path to tread.
I am proud of being English/British, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but OMG I can see the faults in our governments and the dangers posed by excessive Nationalism.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 07:30 other posts 
So you wouldn't want to be friends with BNP....
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 07:52 other posts 
Probably not.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Jun,17 13:01 other posts 
I wouldn't think so....


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