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Why does it burn when I pee?

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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 02,Aug,16 17:06  other posts
Not my penis--that feels just fine.
I'm talking about the urine itself.
It has recently begun to burst into flame the minute it makes contact with the air.
Very startling the first time it happened, and I am now afraid to pee outdoors for fear of setting the yard on fire.
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By #496814 10,Aug,16 06:01
You have a condition that is called the phenis. 1 in a 10 million men suffer from this. They have a penis which ignites the urine flowing through it. If your penis is too long or your stream not powerful enough it might become a health risk. In those situation one could ignite his own penis (hence the phenis), but as long as oxygen can't get into contact with your urine you do not need to worry.

There actually is but one way to recover from this: to get your penis amputated.


By #23212 09,Aug,16 21:59
Wow, 'JustWill'. Psychologists are always looking for a very quick method to estimate IQ. You've done it here!


By #517796 09,Aug,16 21:39
That is one of the symptoms of gonnorhea which is an STD. Need the doctor!


By Dalecash [Ignore] 05,Aug,16 21:34 other posts 
oh my, my. Please let me know when you find a solution to this perplexing phenomenon.


By furluvr [Ignore] 04,Aug,16 02:30 other posts 
Quit smoking while you piss, silly!


By #358797 04,Aug,16 00:59
Have you tried peeing under water? Maybe dunking your dingus in a crick will help...


By WristThick [Ignore] 03,Aug,16 23:00 other posts 
GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!


By #7976 03,Aug,16 19:34
It's not your urine. Its your urine passing over an open sore. Probably the Clap (Gonorrhea). Yes...it burns. Yes...it will till you get a regimen of penicillin. then you can go back to peeing normally. And I'm not buying the flames. Get help or you'll screw up your pisser for good.


By #147052 03,Aug,16 10:54
Ya gotta stop drinking fracking fluid!


By bella! [Ignore] 02,Aug,16 17:31 other posts 
Here's your solution; use the commode in your house, that's what it's there for. You will no longer have the concern about your urine bursting into flame, your neighbors will be happy and the birds and squirrels will be smiling. It's a win/win all they way around. JUST DON'T PISS OUTDOORS.


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