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Phrases that people THINK are sexy, but really aren't...

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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 13,Aug,15 13:13  other posts
You know what I mean?
Things that people say which are supposed to turn you on, but actually have the opposite effect.
For example, I just read a post where a guy, trying to be sexy, wrote:

"time of hardness and oozing"

Which actually sounds like someone has a boil that needs to be lanced.

Do any of you have other examples to share?
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By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Aug,15 15:52 other posts 
I've always felt that "I'm gonna wreck your pussy" should be a deal-breaker.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 31,Aug,15 17:07 other posts 
"I'm gonna fuck your brains out" is one that gets me...
By #472683 18,Nov,15 15:29
A related one: "I wanna fuck you inside out." If you do that, that's a medical emergency.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 17:36 other posts 
or "Smash the gash"


By #294596 18,Nov,15 10:06
"You wanna smash?"

Smash what? Potatoes? Smashing it does not sounds exciting to me at all.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 11:14 other posts 
You'd rather tap that ass?


By bella! [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 08:55 other posts 
Don't these words make you want to cream your panties ( or perhaps, piss yourself )?

"I really want to see your cunt one day. ...."
By JustWill [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 09:50 other posts 
It is nice to see that people have goals and dreams, though.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 09:59 other posts 
Tru dat! The reason and purpose for getting out of bed each day......
By JustWill [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 10:26 other posts 
"I'd like to sle*p in today, but I can't risk missing the possibility of seeing a cunt..."
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 11:11 other posts 
I saw the dit-dits so I know YOU are not expressing YOUR desire in seeing cunt, but........ I wonder if the strong desire to see a cunt could be somewhat paralyzing? Not being able to get out of bed in a timely manner because you're thinking about cunt? Can you imagine the dialogue a person might have with their employer, why they were late into work? Cunt.....cunt.....cunt.....cunt.....cunt.....


By #491615 18,Nov,15 10:17
The one I **** : " I am going to Make you My Bitch ".
By JustWill [Ignore] 18,Nov,15 10:24 other posts 
Hey! Some people LIKE being my Bitch...


By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Aug,15 14:31 other posts 
"Take off your panty!"
By #358797 31,Aug,15 14:59
I was so gonna add that, but you already did. Lmao.


"i really want to eat you" is pretty bad, too... I've gotten that a few times. Damned cannibals must like chubby chicks or something.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Aug,15 15:51 other posts 
Some ladies might be into the "Little Red Riding Hood" thing.


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